Kinda sad. Post your beta stories. File: -( 7 , 160x120, whos a little , jpg) Beta fags report in its IT its visiting old middle school bored and leave local pa
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File: -( 7 , 160x120, whos a little ****** , jpg)
Beta fags report in
its IT
its visiting old middle school
bored and leave
local parked wait fer a ride because I' m a betafag
two girls my age walking toward me as I' m walking to the park
ofthem is solid 8/ 10, Nice face and body
we' re walking we maintain eye contact fer a good 10 seconds
finally get talking distance
smiles as we' re almost next to each other
kl pass her and quickly walk away
t leek back
Voilently sit an the swing at the park
MMFW I think about my actions
...
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Submitted: 01/21/2013
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User avatar #16 - lolollo (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I'm confused. What exactly were you supposed to say? You had nothing established in common and the only reason you know you had interest was that she was good looking. What exactly were you supposed to say and what was supposed to happen from it?
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#13 - ftsfts ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I"ve had a girl text me that shes sleeping commando and I reply with "Why would you do that?" I've been sitting in a car with a girl outside my house with no-one home she suggests we go inside to have some fun and I ask "What are we going to do?" I have had girls stare for way longer than a couple of seconds with a "I'm going to **** you so hard" look. Sadly these are only a small fraction of my beta stories. I'm not sure If I would be like Will Farrell in "The Other Guys" or just straight up beta.
#10 - unpreparedninja (01/22/2013) [-]
>current girlfriend
>second date
>mfw i didnt kiss her on first date
>shes really pretty
>im so ******* beta
>told her tonight was the night
>i was going to do it
>so many oppurtunitys
>just pretend like something interesting happend in the movie
>get a text
>wat.jpg
>from her
>"kiss me fool"
>kiss her
>mfw
User avatar #12 to #10 - goobyman (01/22/2013) [-]
if she wants you
then be more intimate with her, you know now that she wants it.
User avatar #17 to #12 - unpreparedninja (01/22/2013) [-]
weve been together for 5 months, lemme just say, things are good :D
#7 - ghosthost (01/22/2013) [-]
**ghosthost rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at So my friend got a new jacket... ** Your face when she comes and sits in the swing next to you
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#6 - teranin ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
what he should have said
what he should have said
User avatar #2 - upyourarsinal (01/21/2013) [-]
can some one please get me that picture in a larger size (i read it just the way patrick would say it)
#3 to #2 - jdistasio (01/21/2013) [-]
Biggest one i can find
#9 to #3 - fuckingyourbuffalo (01/22/2013) [-]
I laughed my dick off at that picture, and I thought "I really hope someone has that picture posted in the comments." Thank you for fulfilling the prophecy.   
   
   
Here's some bunnies for your trouble.
I laughed my dick off at that picture, and I thought "I really hope someone has that picture posted in the comments." Thank you for fulfilling the prophecy.


Here's some bunnies for your trouble.
User avatar #4 to #3 - upyourarsinal (01/21/2013) [-]
thank you so much
User avatar #5 to #4 - jdistasio (01/21/2013) [-]
I aim to please :)
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