>Be me, 10 years old in a hotel with family
>Goin to pool, have to shit real bad
>Beg to go to bathroom but key is with uncle
>Get down to pool, feeling goes away
>While later feel fart, nothing big
>Get out of pool, see brown water
>Walk of shame back to room
>Blame random shit on speedos (I was 10 and thought the brand was reputable fr kids)