>Me, 10 years old, sick at home with a fever
>get up from my bed to go take a shit
>in between my bed and my bathroom, is a hallway
>have to fart in the middle of the hallway
>let it rip
>it was a diarrhea fart
>run to bathroom(remember, I had a fever)
>stop running because I could feel barf coming up my throat
>end up shtting and barfing at the same time all over the carpet
>mfw