>Be chubby 10 year old
>walking home from school
>was holding a shit in since I don't like shitting at school
>house is on a busy street with a lot of pedestrians
>1 block away from home can't hold it anymore
>suddenly shit pants
>keep walking like nothing happens
>feel turd sliding down inside of my leg
>approach candy store woman who knew me for being a regular customer
>suddenly turd escapes my pants and lands next to my foot
>i jump and say "i almost stepped on that shit!"
>HFW