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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #43 - herpaderpnugget
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Never done one of these so forgive me if its long
>First time snowboarding as a kid
>Always had stomach problems, IBS or something idk
>Decided to try out the big slope
>Got on the lift
>Felt stomach gurgle, thought nothing of it
>Got to the top of the slope
>As I start my way down, my bowels gave a gut wrenching war cry
>I learned that I have to swerve back and forth to snowboard
>"**** it" I bolt straight down the mountain, break neck speeds
>Get to the bottom
>Scrambling for bathroom
>As I get my board off, Hershey squirts spew into my pants
>Hide from everyone as I get into bathroom
>Get in first stall, no toilet paper
>Sneak into second and start cleaning up
>Throw underwear in garbage
>Somehow manage to get ****... all over the walls...
>As I was washing my hands, janitor comes in, looks at the stall and just sighs and shakes his head
>Run out of bathroom
>Heading home, mom was taking off the layers of snowboarding clothes
>"Huh I think you stepped in dog ****"
#63 to #43 - dracogenetecist
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(01/22/2013) [-]
>Hershey squirts
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