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#29 - PedoNazi (01/22/2013) [-]
>be in Lebanon for summer vacation
>family and I staying in fancy hotel for one night
>we decide to sit outside next to the pool at night
>feeling to **** hits me like a bullet train
>it catches me off guard so it literally scared the **** out of me
>I quickly get up to go to the elevator
>awkwardly ride it to the 6th floor with **** still in my pants
>get to our room
>it's ******* locked
>another awkward ride down
>ask my mom for the key to our room
>make it to the bathroom and fire out diarrhea for 6 minutes
>underwear has **** in it
>panic and put it in the sink and try to wash it off with soap and ****
>eventually give up and get a new pair from suitcase and switch them
>spray cologne and **** so no one will ever know
>mfw
#47 to #29 - azsx (01/22/2013) [-]
whats spraying **** on **** gonna help?
User avatar #62 to #47 - PedoNazi (01/22/2013) [-]
it was better smelling ****
#98 to #62 - azsx (01/22/2013) [-]
oh ok
#34 to #29 - littlenish (01/22/2013) [-]
Sorta know that feel:
>Be in Florida for vacation with extended family
>Goto Denny's before we goto the house
>Eat tons of Chicken Strips
>Finally get to house
>Check it out before unpacking
>Muscles contract in my lower intestine, rapidly pushing **** to my rectum
>I sprint for the bathroom
>Blow what feels like liquid **** out my ass for 45 seconds
>Get up, flush, toilet doesn't flush due to the massive amount of faecal matter in the pipes
>toilet overflows, sending ass tea all over the floor, leakes into the hallway
>Didn't call repair man, sprayed 2 bottles of Lysol in hallway
>When we leave, smell is permantly soaked into carpet, we leave at the end of week
>Next family has to smell my ass explosion for the duration of their visit
#40 to #34 - PedoNazi (01/22/2013) [-]
jesus christ
jesus christ
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