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#44 - TheUsername
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(01/22/2013) [-]
>be me
>around 5 years old
>at the bank with brother who is a year older
>also with mom and grandpa
>they are doing bank and money ****
>there's a computer with internet access
>my brother and i go on it
>only one chair
>my brother goes on first
>he's sitting, im standing
>need to **** real bad
>no restroom to be seen
>too shy to ask
>big black guy on another computer next to us
>he's doing bank/money **** too
>can't hold massive **** any longer
>it's coming!
>**** so much
>i can fee it pushing my pants
>immediately move my brother off the chair and I sit down.
>black guy, "WHOA! Did y'all fart?! Smells like someone pooped their pants!"
User avatar #45 to #44 - TheUsername
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(01/22/2013) [-]
>blame it on my brother
>coincidentally, he farted
>he apologizes
>time to go
>walk all weird to the car.
>sit down again
>i can feel the poop squishing and moving around in my pants
>mom, "what is that smell!?"
>"mom, i pooped my pants"
>get home
>gets naked
>mom bathes me
>still smells like ****
>i don't know how to end this
User avatar #82 to #45 - arnolducus
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(01/22/2013) [-]
usually your mom would end up asking for tree-fiddy or a dinosaur would be walked