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#18 - yoh **User deleted account** (01/21/2013) [-]
>Be me 16 rehabilitation hospital
>fart about to come up
>oh **** that's not a fart
> diarrhea slowly coming out of my ass
> Clenching ass cheeks
>run to restroom
>realize younger sibling is in there
>other bathroom too far can't make it
> **** it try to make it
>start ******** more in pants
>thisisbad.jgp
>still clenching ass cheeks as tight as possible
>no one is inside
>head to stall
> realize I can't bend down without letting it all out
> **** it
>bend down diarrhea imedietly shoots out
>sit down and finishes my ****
>revealed as hell
>turns around
>realized I completely miss toiled and it hit the wall
>oh **** im out
>few minutes go by and im relieved
>suddenly intercom saying someone to clean up the restroom
>mfw someone is cleaning my **** on the wall
User avatar #23 to #18 - gameshredder (01/21/2013) [-]
Speaking of **** on walls:
>In school bathroom
> ******** in one of the stalls
>Another kid walks into the bathroom
>Takes stall next to mine
>5 minutes go by
>"GOD ******* DAMMIT! HOW DID I NOT NOTICE NO TOILET PAPER!"
>Hear him get up
>Hear him place his hand into the toilet
>he charges out of the stall
>see his feet shuffling along the walls
>hear him leave
>I finish and walk out of stall
>"STALLS NEED TOILET PAPER" written in big letters in **** on the wall
User avatar #22 to #18 - ishalltroll (01/21/2013) [-]
When I was in hospital for 10 weeks, like 5 of which i was in a coma and I was constantly fed by a feeding tube, I actually had a ******** tube too.
So I could just **** away, which was ******* hard though because you have to push the already released **** through the pipe.
User avatar #115 to #96 - ishalltroll (01/22/2013) [-]
I also had a urine catheter. It was a little tube going up my urethra pretty much.
When it was finally removable as my condition got better, the head nurse pulled it out with maximum force.
I was only 8 but oh god did that hurt.
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