To anyone who reads this, it's shit. (haha pun) but seriously I know it's not that good and too long but i typed it all out and didn't want to just delete it all.
>Be in College
>Sneak into residence with my friend because it has nice rooms to study/game
>Drink a lot of coffee
>Stomach hates me for it
>It'll pass I hope
>It does
>Actually nope
>Returns with a painful burning sensation that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy
>Stand up
>"I have to shit"
>Leave.
>The building is a fucking maze and I can't find a washroom.
>Not even supposed to be here so I get anxious around everyone I pass.
>Find a bathroom
>Pants down and cheeks on the throne in record time
>One sad pathetic wimper of a fart
>Wtf there's got to be more!
>Determined to shit more for all the trouble.
>Smells awful.
>Fastforward ... Back to the room with my friend
>Says he's gotta shit asks where the washroom is
>I give him directions to the washroom gas chamber
>Scared for his return
Mfw