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#108 - leglessturtle (01/22/2013) [-]
To anyone who reads this, it's 						****					. (haha pun) but seriously I know it's not that good and too long but i typed it all out and didn't want to just delete it all.   
>Be in College   
>Sneak into residence with my friend because it has nice rooms to study/game   
>Drink a lot of coffee   
>Stomach hates me for it   
>It'll pass I hope   
>It does   
>Actually nope   
>Returns with a painful burning sensation that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy   
>Stand up   
>"I have to 						****					"   
>Leave.   
>The building is a 						*******					 maze and I can't find a washroom.   
>Not even supposed to be here so I get anxious around everyone I pass.   
>Find a bathroom   
>Pants down and cheeks on the throne in record time   
>One sad pathetic wimper of a fart    
>Wtf there's got to be more!   
>Determined to 						****					 more for all the trouble.   
>Smells awful.   
>Fastforward ... Back to the room with my friend   
>Says he's gotta 						****					 asks where the washroom is   
>I give him directions to the washroom gas chamber   
>Scared for his return   
Mfw
To anyone who reads this, it's **** . (haha pun) but seriously I know it's not that good and too long but i typed it all out and didn't want to just delete it all.
>Be in College
>Sneak into residence with my friend because it has nice rooms to study/game
>Drink a lot of coffee
>Stomach hates me for it
>It'll pass I hope
>It does
>Actually nope
>Returns with a painful burning sensation that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy
>Stand up
>"I have to **** "
>Leave.
>The building is a ******* maze and I can't find a washroom.
>Not even supposed to be here so I get anxious around everyone I pass.
>Find a bathroom
>Pants down and cheeks on the throne in record time
>One sad pathetic wimper of a fart
>Wtf there's got to be more!
>Determined to **** more for all the trouble.
>Smells awful.
>Fastforward ... Back to the room with my friend
>Says he's gotta **** asks where the washroom is
>I give him directions to the washroom gas chamber
>Scared for his return
Mfw
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