>Me, 12 years old outside my school's music block ready to go in.
>Let one rip but feel something else happen too
>ohshit.jpeg
>Make bad excuses, none of which involve going to the toilet, as I already did that
>Get to the school toilets, pull down pants and find a lone chunk, akin to a perfect sphere of shit
>No mess on boxers, sit down and finish what I started
>No toilet paper, use sock instead
>Get back to class, MFW people asked why I had one sock on