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since every one is talking about
story's i want to share my
>in grade 9
>in the middle of a group project
>god awful gurgle comes from my tummy
>anus and intestines fell like hover dam about to
>super fast walk while dodging people tables and other stuff
>gets teacher to ask if i could go use bathroom
> teacher says wait 5 minutes
>asks again teacher says one sec need to talk to assistant teacher
>feels it like a god dam ram trying to bash down a
>a popular kid my class ask teacher to use bathroom and i ask and say i really have to go teachers says you can wait and send the other kid.
the system and goes to the bathroom to and walks past popular kid and he says hey teacher said i could go and i tell him
you and flip him the bird.
>i get in to the first stall dam toilet is cover in piss and
i go to the second one toilet paper all over and in the dam thing i go to the third one dam thing looked so clean and nice i could
it and still eat off of it.
>popular kid get's in and use's urinal
>i rip my pants and boxers down and i sit as fast as i could not even a god dam millisecond all you could hear in the washroom was my ass releasing what my bowls conjured up. sounded like the good dam dead was wakening up & groaning while gurgling blood.
plastered all over the inside of the toilet i go to grab T.P. there is none aside of whats connected to the role dispenser going to the toilet in the second stall i grab 3 sheets of T.P all i could scavenge.
>carefully wipe my anus i don't get
of my hands look at tp not
on it at all wipe again no
so i had not
on my butt
> try's to flush doesn't flush well
it i will tell the office desk that the toilet is clogged
>open's door me an the popular kid meet eye to eye he look's over my shoulder for half a second looks back at me with a white face silence in the washroom for a good 6 seconds he nods and leaves with out washing
>i wash my hands leave go to desk tell office that i clogged the toilet in the third stall
>teacher ask's where i have been i tell her that i had to take a bowl movement. i clogged the toilet so i told the office. she doesn't. i tell her to ask the popular.
>she asks gets a more detailed story than i told her .
>i said i told you that i had a bowel movement.
>she nods and sits down and start marking test's
>mom hears the story and ask's me what did i eat to conjure some thing like that.
>i say i dunno and start eating chips and drinking mt. dew while playing fallouthats that's all folks.
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