I speak burrito

Those are Sith apprentices. Why do you think they all have sticks instead of light sabers?

I found that funnier than it really is, not sure why.

Because of my comedic genius. Also, because you came here expecting to laugh.

Saatana helvetti!

"special" forces

*hurr durr south park said france likes to surrender hurrr, that is now i fact in my book hurrr''
im not even french but that pisses me off

I don't watch South Park. It's a general history fact.

Le French*

whats that guys name again?

læffy

Maybe because they're too busy doing the jobs that you are too lazy to perform.

Si, pe romaneste: NA PULA!

those eyes are so blue!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Security_Assistance_Force

that's a drug cartel dude, i was joking with the "no military" thing,

That's illogical. That would also mean that every single man in the country who believes men should be in the military should go into the military.
A large percentage of females are not suited for the military and would probably be a burden.
But those who are, and who want to dedicate their lives to serving the country, should be allowed to.
It's not every woman in the military or no women in the military.
That all-or-nothing bullshit really irritates me.

Selective service = The draft

When a male in this country reaches the age of 18 it is MANDITORY that they sign up for selective service. They don't have a CHOICE in the matter. Women DO. They don't have to sign up for the draft, but they can still join the military voluntarily. It isn't fair.

It's about the same as that bullshit where girls want equal pay, but still want to be able to Fuck their way to the top of the corporate ladder.

I looked into this matter on my own accord about a year ago since I'm a girl and wanted to sign up for SS. I tried applying online but IT WONT LET GIRLS APPLY. It says right there. It's bullshit. So, who do I go to now? If it's that difficult, I feel like my participation isn't even valued. I'm stuck between "fuck you", and "I want to be treated equally".

lol I remember that video.

sauce?

military lulz. com

orly?

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*puts boner away*

Holy shit Iran has ninjas?

Shhhhh, Nobody should know!

I dunno, having a Bitch saying "Ninja" somehow tends to degrade the "Secret Assassin"-Feeling a bit.

...also, her Stance in the first Picture is pretty weird, and I did Koryu for 12 Years...

Also: *Patch, not Bitch, sorry...

Well, now I am afraid, the first Time I tried to post the Picture it didn´t know. Seems like those Ninjas know their Stuff...

Now I'm scared theres a female Iranian... assassin or something, poised to ruin my shit.

dat ukraine chick

except the swedish one, since shes not an actual soldier

I figured, given the long blonde hair.
That shit don't fly in the army. It should be short and brown, otherwise Charlie will fucking get you.

also shes holding the gun wrong

And the pink lipstick.