something I've noticed that is entirely true. The only difference between a dick-wad who gets 40 red thumbs and dick-wads like this guy are that this guy inb4s his punishment, and in an effort to spite him and somehow prove him wrong, we thumb him up.


It's like if a hobo slaps you in the face and is like "inb4 you slap me" we're all like "Shit man, now I need to jack him off."


Come on funnyjunk, just hit the fucker back.

Or
It's because he's not a dickwad like the others

IMHO, suggesting things kindly does not stop you from being labeled a dick wad.

Its like if a Nazi (yes, yes, I know, Godwin's law) walked up to you and told you kindly and politely "we should kill all of the Jews" before courtsieing or some shit.

I don't care how politely the fucker tells his story, so long as he intends to stop somebody from doing something that
A) Doesn't affect him in any way
B) Is not harmful to anyone
C) Is done to make two people happy in life

He can go fuck off. If I want to go get married to a fucking teddy bear, I ought to have the goddamn right to. Since when did we start giving the hugest fuck over what other people do in their private time? Don't give me that sanctity of marriage bullshit. If you really want to sanctify marriage, go after the fucking media, petition to have MTV taken down or some shit, I donno. It's just like, yep, time to go after some gays.

I agree. There's more to allowing gay marriage than just "letting them be free".
But I don't hate gays, not at all.

I'm a lesbian, but I think that marriage is overrated, so I won't bother you.

You don't have to, as long as you don't interfere with the lives of anyone, you can believe in anything you want to.

Did anyone say their body was ready?

Okay