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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#124 - killerblue
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(01/21/2013) [-]
So you wish to enter beast mode

Well first you must get a plane ticket to Russia, and talk to a man named Ivan ivanitch he will give you a can of mace, a carpet, and a dildo. You must wait till the first full moon of July and spray the mace all over your body, face included, then shave the carpet and put its fur all over you. Then you must insert the dildo into your right ear and chant "give her the d" then you are in beast mode
#156 to #124 - yowutis
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(01/21/2013) [-]
this comment wins I shall try this and become a god. (pic unrelated)