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#17 - iamrexraptor (01/21/2013) [-]
>13   
>first time having a monster   
>me and my buddies think we're so cool   
>"i hear it's like alcohol man!"   
>drink one   
>everyone else does (there is like 5 of us)   
>don't feel anything   
>everyone else is going ape 						****					   
>think i got a broken one, drink another   
>still nothing   
>what is this sorcery   
>friends last about 15 minutes before they all crash   
>end up playing mario cart until 3 in the morning by myself   
>tell my mom when i go "I'm broken or some 						****					"   
>she explains to me that our entire family can't feel caffeine's effects   
>I WILL NEVER GET OVER MONDAYS    
mfw
>13
>first time having a monster
>me and my buddies think we're so cool
>"i hear it's like alcohol man!"
>drink one
>everyone else does (there is like 5 of us)
>don't feel anything
>everyone else is going ape ****
>think i got a broken one, drink another
>still nothing
>what is this sorcery
>friends last about 15 minutes before they all crash
>end up playing mario cart until 3 in the morning by myself
>tell my mom when i go "I'm broken or some **** "
>she explains to me that our entire family can't feel caffeine's effects
>I WILL NEVER GET OVER MONDAYS
mfw
User avatar #73 to #17 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/21/2013) [-]
C affine resistant master race reporting in.
#55 to #17 - awesomanium (01/21/2013) [-]
Maybe your friends were just like one of those girls who drinks half a pint and acts like they're completely smashed just to seem "cool".
#45 to #17 - dingojohn (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm immune to caffeine as well...
Well, not really immune, I mashed up a couple of concentrated caffeine pills (6 or 7 of them) and dissolved them in some cola and downed it, followed by a couple of caffeine gums.

I have never before or after had so sweaty palms, I raced back and forth in a hall for 30 minutes, telling weird tales of my project I was working on (hence the need to stay awake) to everyone who passed me. When I finally sat down to work, I couldn't get my feet to sit still.

I don't drink coffe to this day as it brings back some of the palm-sweat and a bit of dizzyness, but doesn't help me stay awake.

Pic related, it's me after ingesting too ******* much caffeine!
User avatar #22 to #17 - wolfypolli (01/21/2013) [-]
I can drink a giant cup of coffee before going to bed and not feel **** .
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