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e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48
File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg)
90856
sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother ******* Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the ******* eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother ******* groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
******* . jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
scale' s face when
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Submitted: 01/20/2013
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#154 - drews (01/21/2013) [-]
I can't stop reading this in Batemans' voice!! Which makes it so much more awsome
User avatar #153 - meximan (01/21/2013) [-]
This greentext always makes me laugh so ******* hard.
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#152 - doubleretard has deleted their comment [-]
#150 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
wheres the funny?
User avatar #151 to #150 - penetractor (01/21/2013) [-]
its right there, read the ******* green text
#149 - ishotthedeputy (01/21/2013) [-]
I don't care if that's not an appropriate transition, I want 20
User avatar #147 - PublicEnemy (01/21/2013) [-]
Sounds about right
#146 - rollcore (01/21/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #49206 at Advice **
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#148 to #146 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#141 - terrorrizor (01/21/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #195562 at Pokemon ** Mfw he got into the batmobile.
#142 to #141 - terrorrizor (01/21/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #100058 at Friendly ** just checking if I can ROLL PICTURE in all Caps
#143 to #142 - terrorrizor (01/21/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #2532248 at FJ RPG ** I wonder if RoLL pICtuRE will work.
#144 to #143 - terrorrizor (01/21/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #2867901 at MLP Friendly Board ** **** it I don't even care anymore.
#137 - megatrondecepticon (01/21/2013) [-]
This is what would've happened if he got changed.
This is what would've happened if he got changed.
User avatar #138 to #137 - megatrondecepticon (01/21/2013) [-]
change*
damn typo.
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#134 - kingcubjr (01/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #132 - richardastley ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I kind of hoped it would end with Bill Murray doing something crazy and telling him no one would ever believe him.
#131 - kwizzy (01/21/2013) [-]
**kwizzy rolled a random image posted in comment #452350 at Anime & Manga ** Cashiers face when he says "bag my ******* groceries"
#139 to #131 - beefking (01/21/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2714016 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** christian's face afrer leaving the store
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2714016 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** christian's face afrer leaving the store
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#124 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
you did not see this your self and printscrean it as it is from /7/chan and not /4/chan. You sir are an ******** .
User avatar #128 to #124 - thechampionofearth (01/21/2013) [-]
i never claimed it as oc. Just wanted to give you guys some lawls. By the looks of it, people are finding it funny.
#145 to #128 - terrorrizor (01/21/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #191233 at Friendly ** all I'm saying is that if you ever see a pterodactyl anon is usually just trying to get your **** . don't feed the anons bro they'll just come back.
#129 to #128 - biddo (01/21/2013) [-]
seen it before and its still funny. i bid ye tally ho
#123 - sammyjankiis (01/21/2013) [-]
nice
nice
#122 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
Oh the things I would do if I had that power
#121 - zinton (01/21/2013) [-]
Was OP a guy or girl?
User avatar #125 to #121 - aldheim (01/21/2013) [-]
Irrelevant.
#118 - roninpenguin (01/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #117 - howaboutokay (01/21/2013) [-]
its a repost but godamn it if i didnt want to see something this funny a second time
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