oh 4chan. ahahah. e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48 File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg) 90856 sat grocery store r‘ -man is checking out in front

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ahahah

e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48
File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg)
90856
sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother ******* Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the ******* eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother ******* groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
******* . jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
scale' s face when
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User avatar #24 - benjaminbutton (01/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Atheist Bale did not let her keep the change, and make OP masturbate.

Christian Bale: 1
Atheist Bale: 0
#5 - theomegashade (01/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#28 - kaarvaag (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**kaarvaag rolls 00** His true fw
User avatar #60 - seniorawesomesauce (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I expected Bill Murray to show up and say "No one is going to believe you"
#18 - pelk (01/20/2013) [-]
Christian Bale's face when
#19 - curtisbentley (01/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #3 - andreewkun (01/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
*¨roll picture*Yes yes... everyone gets masturbating now!
#7 to #4 - thumblocked (01/20/2013) [-]
**thumblocked rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Harry potter mutations ** had the same problem.
**thumblocked rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Harry potter mutations ** had the same problem.
#56 - litha (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bales Face when
#77 - cpu (01/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>hfw
#111 - josieabby (01/21/2013) [-]
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
#15 - ganjasaurus (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ganjasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #2584844 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#109 - unmercifulgod (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What I would do if I were Christian Bale at a grocery store.
What I would do if I were Christian Bale at a grocery store.
#63 - rawesome ONLINE (01/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Do u evn sleep?
#121 - zinton (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Was OP a guy or girl?
User avatar #125 to #121 - aldheim (01/21/2013) [-]
Irrelevant.
#75 - azroth (01/21/2013) [-]
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#123 - sammyjankiis (01/21/2013) [-]
nice
nice
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