El Anonymous (ID: sail ' : 38: 56
Dear god that what have I done
Miht his In Highschool
virgin. new few friends
mew girl in school
stipe. meaty hair and really long
makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc.
See her at lunch one day all by herself. even I have friends to sit with
skeel really had to her
Elucid up my courage and sit with her
awe get to talking
Churns out we have a lot in common
ewe keep in touch and eventually begin dating
Hose my virginity tn her, . jpg
My new relationship makes me more about life
saiyajin working out more. eating more progeny
to expand my circle of friends. feel cooler and cooler
my gaining in population means my gt begins to drag me down
starts telling me "Why are you dating " or "I can' t believe you go outwith that girl"
pddly listen to them cu: I' m an arrogant male teenager
e to break up with her
Cheak up with her the test
more get in a huge fight
sshe mentions that she' s been there for me since I was a loser
taillow her oil and say I don' t like her anymore
calls me crying. I have none of it and hang up
like a boss for dumping the only girl who liked me
meet day come to school feeling chipper
gat their heads hung and looking somber
girls are crying
ler what' s going on
ffriend walks up to me tells me “I' m really sorry"
Surry about what?
Yoo didn' t know?‘ He says hornberry "l thought you of all people wouldbe heard first . 'r
about what me
it thougt everyone had heard. about the Bird"
is the word
won' t you know about the Bird?
Everyone knows the bird is the word
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