Justin. 105% AP Original, I hope you like bad puns.. me in secondary school called justin in the same year as me is a beta kid friends, always on his ewn, gets
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Justin

105% AP Original, I hope you like bad puns.

me in secondary school
called justin in the same year as me
is a beta kid
friends, always on his ewn, gets bullied alot.
feel bad for the guy, but never talk to him for fear that I
will be dragged down to his social status
day we have a PE lesson
outside in the rain, pitch is really muddy
Jjustin is playing on my team
is terrible at rugby, small and obviously never plays any
sports
bother side always aim for him when trying to score a try
ewe lose badly, mostly Justin' s fault
Aother kids on my team start to take it out on Justin, getting
angry at him
hell go back to the changing rooms covered in mud
ewe go into the showers to wash off the mud
Soomeone notices that Justin has a small dick
start to bully him about it
at him, calling him names
see it, it really is a small dick
Jjustin is getting really upset about the kids calling him
names, it is obviously a sensitive subject
chanting and insults continue
Hey Justin, have you even gone through puberty yet?"
Justin I wouldnt even bother having sex with that thing
its not like the girl is going to feel anything."
Thears are welling up in Justin' s eyes
can' t take it any mere
swallow my pride and step in
them all to back off ( quite a bulky guy and am
taller than most of them) nene of them say anything to me
Hawkward silence as we all finish showering, I can tell that I
won' t fit in well with them any mere
go up to Justin, we have never properly met, so I
Introduce myself
Hey my name is *Firstname** Surname* whats yours?"
Hey, I' m Justin"
Justin Cider"
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Submitted: 01/19/2013
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#2 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Apparently people have become so retarded they can't write paragraphs anymore.

Greater-than signs are for math, you ******* imbeciles.
#3 to #2 - austinpowerz (01/19/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, is this accurate math?

Your Mother + Your Father = A killjoy
#6 - nigglettt (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get it. I've been saying Justin Cider at different pitches and tempos for like 15 minutes.
#8 to #6 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
>Justin Cider
>Just inCider
>Just inside her
#1 - jimasda (01/19/2013) [-]
I was half expecting a Bieber joke the whole time, nice twist
I was half expecting a Bieber joke the whole time, nice twist
#18 - thisismeiamthis (01/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You're all twats.
In Canada school works like this ---->
Elementary-> jk-5
Middle-> 6-8
Secondary-> 9-12
User avatar #16 - SammieSama (01/20/2013) [-]
"Just inside her"

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What does that have to do with the rest of the joke?
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#14 - childeroland (01/20/2013) [-]
so, yeah it has play on words with just inside her, I get that, but how is it a joke?
#11 - JohnE (01/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
So, is secondary school the non-American way to say High School?
So, is secondary school the non-American way to say High School?
User avatar #10 - endface (01/20/2013) [-]
I didn't see any joke until "handsinmypants" down there made it clear.
#7 - handsinmypants (01/20/2013) [-]
just inside her.
#5 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
i dont get it
#9 - sidathon (01/20/2013) [-]
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