Alot. Alot. ALOT The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people' s grammar. it kind of looks l
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ALOT
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to
correct other people' s grammar. it kind of looks like a atom between a beat, a yak and a pug, and it
has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where normally be left feeling angry
and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence "1 care about this alot," this is what I imagine:
I CARE ABOUT THIS ALOT
Similarly, when someone says "dot of
talking about
I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are
ALOT or has
ALOT OF MIST
If someone says something like "I feel lonely alot" or "I' m angry alot,' rm going to imagine them
standing there with an em haircut, sharing their (wings with an Mot.
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
I HEAR THAT ALOT
ALOT MORE DANGEROUS
so the next time you are reading along and you see some guy taming about how he is "aim better at
swimming than Mikhael Phelps," instead of wing angry, you can be like "You' re tight: mots ate
known for their superior swimming capain "es."
ALOT
MICHAEL PHELPS
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Submitted: 01/19/2013
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#42 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
#35 - Lepain (01/20/2013) [-]
that must help you out alot aton
that must help you out alot aton
#10 - batking (01/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#12 - monkeythefrog (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
inb4 FunnyJunk Vs. The Oatmeal starts back up.
User avatar #14 to #12 - Theyneverknow (01/20/2013) [-]
Oatmeal has nothing to do with this
#43 - techjoker (01/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
sorry guys,had to do it.
-24
#7 - mattsfriend has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #9 to #7 - icedmantwo (01/20/2013) [-]
thats the joke
do i really need to explain this too you
#19 - drmcninja (01/20/2013) [-]
Hyperbole and a Half. Allie hates her stuff getting reposted places though, and calls us out by name on her blog. So... ouch.
User avatar #71 - lightningunicorn (01/20/2013) [-]
This is from hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

Give credit OP, sucking cock can't possibly be that distracting when you have enough practice and skill at multitasking to do it while stealing comics.
#6 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
way to give credit you dumb fuck

hyperbole and a half
User avatar #61 - emptysuperman (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What kind of pathetic human being gets angry when someone uses "alot"?
#73 to #61 - beaterz (01/20/2013) [-]
You bastard! You should not use an alot! it will hurt it's feelings!
#41 - burntkittenz (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like this post alot
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This post is so funny, it deserves alot of thumbs.
#51 - awesomechardey (01/20/2013) [-]
i just love this thing
User avatar #17 - SuperSixONE (01/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wow, this is actually vintage, not in a bad way. this little gem is from the "FJ Revolution" time in like 2006. its nice that this is here again.
User avatar #31 to #17 - niggersharkofdoom (01/20/2013) [-]
This "little gem" is from hyperbole and a half.
#1 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Genius
#27 - greendayidiot (01/20/2013) [-]
It sucks that she is battling depression, she hasnt posted on hyperbole and a half in almost a year and a half. Hopefully she comes back soon.
#18 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
GIVE CREDIT to the original!!!
#86 - theundone (01/20/2013) [-]
I always wondered where this came from.
#85 - applescryatnight (01/20/2013) [-]
oh my fuck is that thing cute
i want one alot
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