Troll teacher. .. Decided this story was worth a share. So, in the 1st year of High school we had this awesome History teacher named Mr. Scott. (Good friend, we talked about Assa
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User avatar #1 - pinkamenavirus (01/19/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Decided this story was worth a share.
So, in the 1st year of High school we had this awesome History teacher named Mr. Scott. (Good friend, we talked about Assassin's Creed a lot.)
So, he was really funny, laid back. Everything you would want in a teacher.
One of these examples was when this dude named Ryan was swinging on his chair, Mr. Scott told him to stop but he didn't. A Few seconds later there was a loud thud and when everyone looked over, Ryan was on the ground. Turned out that he had fell and dragged the table down with him.
The whole class stayed silent until we heard a.
"HAHAHA!"
Mr. Scott did not help, he was laughing his arse off.
The class joined him in a laugh.
No one helped Ryan.
**** Ryan.
User avatar #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I guess i have a share too.
Sophomore year in high school, Algebra 3-4 teacher named Mr. Manning told me this one, so it's not really mine:

A year or two before i had his class, he had one student that was a stoner of the highest order: Jared. He would show up late and stoned, do nothing all class, and leave, nothing more nothing less. One day, Manning decided to try something. He stuck a walkie-talkie up above the ceiling tiles where Jared sat, and asked the class to play along and act like they heard nothing.

When Jared showed up, Manning excused himself while the class worked on a paper, and stepped out with the other walkie talkie. Then from the ceiling came: "Jared...... Jared..... Can you hear me?..... This is god........ There's something wrong Jared, you've been acting quite shamefully lately havent you?"

Apparently this went on for about 20 minutes before the kids in class broke down laughing at him as he wigged out
#21 - glasstrampoline (01/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Greatest School-Related story of all time.

The legend of: Fats McGee and The Retard Three
#31 - pyra (01/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - mattdoggy (01/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be in a history class with troll teacher
>notorious about trolling kids in our class who screw around or sleep
>typical dumb kid falls asleep in our class and is out like a light
>teacher writes for us to pick all our stuff up quietly and exit the class
>tells me to take down a clock and set the time to 7:30
>i do so and put the clock back
>he turns off his computer and his lights
>last thing he does is take the battery out of the kids phone
>we all go outside to finish the class and even get the janitor to turn the hallway lights off for us
>after a few minutes one of the fast kids knocks on the door of the classroom loudly and then runs away
>we wait a few seconds and hear a loud "AH HELL"
>it's followed up a few seconds later with an even louder "I HATE THIS BATTERY"
>i have to bite my lip to keep from laughing
>after a little bit longer he starts making weird pain screams
>the teacher decides to call the joke off and keep the kid from crying
>he always did crap like that, especially when he was the science teacher
>only the brave and stupid would sleep in his class
User avatar #33 - atbhcedgeafmge (01/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Okay, since everyone's doing it, I thought I'd share a story about a cool teach named Mr. E
One day, something happened that was typical in a white, suburban, upper middle class populated classroom.
And then he did something that was unexpected.
******* loved Mr. E

*awaits red thumbs*
User avatar #4 - ariakon (01/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Had a kick ass Psychology teacher my Junior year. This kid came in every day and slept through the whole class. So one day while the guy was snoozing the teacher took the clock and set it 30 minutes fast, then had everyone go into a room next door that had a two way mirror in it, so we could still see in the room. We proceeded to watch him wake up, look around the empty classroom, and take off running out the door yelling " **** **** **** !" Probably the best moment of High School for me.
User avatar #79 - hurleyy (01/20/2013) [-]
Story time about my awesome afro-american teacher
>be on bus home from cross country meet
>my black teacher is my coach
>he's chill and stuff
>on the ride back, my friend was dying from heat so he takes off his shirt
>start going through a really bad area and get stopped by a light
>look out the window and see three big black dude making some sort of exchange
>one of the looks at our bus and sees my friend with no shirt on
>says "yo cracka, get yo ****** shirt on or i beat you"
>friend scared ********
>coach hears the guy and yells "yo ***** he cool, he cool"
>black dude: "you sure"
>"yeah ***** "
>"aight you good cracka"
>bus drives away
>epic win by my coach
>realize that my coach is the blackest dude ever
>I'm friends with a black dude
>street credit +99999999999999999
#65 - thehiddenweasel (01/20/2013) [-]
Teacher's FW the kid wakes up
User avatar #53 - womo (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Heres my story:

Last day of term thought " **** it i'm tired" i quietly put my head down and start sleeping. Now my teacher will yell at you if you slouch over the desk or put your head down so i was quite surprised when he didn't. Suddenly something stabs me in the face i bolt up straight in a panic and everyone is looking at me from their seats laughing at me. Turns out i slept through a whole period of science. The teacher however still didn't notice me. They could laugh all they wanted i still got 50 minutes of sleep without getting into trouble. True story believe it or not.
#55 to #53 - matzic (01/20/2013) [-]
But who was stab?
#110 - baditch (01/20/2013) [-]
>Be last year   
>Sophomore in high school   
>Watching childbirth video in Biology class   
>Birth happens surprisingly fast   
>Baby slides out of vagina   
>Doctors grab it and hand it to the mother   
>Class goes "EEEEWWWWW"   
>Ask teacher if we can watch it in reverse   
>Teacher considers this for a moment then agrees   
>Class' FW the doctor takes the baby from the mother and slides it up her vagina.
>Be last year
>Sophomore in high school
>Watching childbirth video in Biology class
>Birth happens surprisingly fast
>Baby slides out of vagina
>Doctors grab it and hand it to the mother
>Class goes "EEEEWWWWW"
>Ask teacher if we can watch it in reverse
>Teacher considers this for a moment then agrees
>Class' FW the doctor takes the baby from the mother and slides it up her vagina.
#45 - whatupnachoface (01/20/2013) [-]
troll lebron james
troll lebron james
User avatar #46 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I might as well join in.
I was in year 8, in music (I'm British so I think that's like 8th grade for Americans?) my teacher was a slightly psychotic woman named Ms. Johnson.
Anyway, we were all sitting there like assholes not listening and just talking away and not really doing any work. Then she got up looking rather angry and kicked the bin over, of course we all laughed. Which then caused her to pick up her laptop and throw it at the nearest kid. Sadly, as I was on the front row, that was me, and it ******* hurt like a bitch.

tl;dr my teacher threw a laptop at me, and I died.
User avatar #18 - ningyoaijin (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How is it even possible to fall asleep in class? Physically, how?
User avatar #22 to #18 - donekilledyou (01/20/2013) [-]
Bad sleep schedule + early/boring class = nap
Are you a human?
#89 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>barely wake up in the morning   
>go to school   
>tired as 						****					   
>have to work all night cus my parents are 						*******					 poor and gonna lose the house   
>so tired   
>fall asleep in class   
>wake up to the sound of the bell   
>faceplant   
>break nose   
>everyone laugh at me
>barely wake up in the morning
>go to school
>tired as ****
>have to work all night cus my parents are ******* poor and gonna lose the house
>so tired
>fall asleep in class
>wake up to the sound of the bell
>faceplant
>break nose
>everyone laugh at me
#52 - krizz (01/20/2013) [-]
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what if he was wearing Uggs?
#105 - naggerbatch (01/20/2013) [-]
> Freshman year of high school   
>Had this science teacher named Mr. Emery   
> 						*******					 legend   
>Some dumbass kids in my class seeing if they can fit their heads in the hole in the back of the chair   
>Some dumbass kid got his head stuck   
>WAH WAH WAH HELP ME TEACHER MAN   
>Teacher gets up, takes out his phone, and takes a picture   
>Laughs heartily with the rest of the class at the kid's misfortune   
>Sits back down   
>Spend rest of the day making fun of the kid
> Freshman year of high school
>Had this science teacher named Mr. Emery
> ******* legend
>Some dumbass kids in my class seeing if they can fit their heads in the hole in the back of the chair
>Some dumbass kid got his head stuck
>WAH WAH WAH HELP ME TEACHER MAN
>Teacher gets up, takes out his phone, and takes a picture
>Laughs heartily with the rest of the class at the kid's misfortune
>Sits back down
>Spend rest of the day making fun of the kid


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User avatar #9 - ningenpoop (01/20/2013) [-]
once in math, 7th grade, i fell asleep while the hottest chick in school was across the table from me the teacher smacked the ruler right next to my face i then proceeded to fall to the ground mumbling and a bounch of my was drool running all over my chin and shirt.
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