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Gun control logic
Probably a repost. If it is then my bad. Just haven't seen it yet
fat king. putting up with I am nut
letting my country be ruled by a dictator.
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letting my country be ruled by a dictator.
further, I' m gun start killing mania} want to ta davvi" ' ii'? guru?
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GUYS WHY DON'T WE JUST BAN CRIME? THAT WOULD SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEMS!
american logic:
>guns dont kill people
>people kill people
>give people a killing tool
>guns dont kill people
>people kill people
>give people a killing tool
#39
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N. Korean citizen (01/19/2013) [+]
(9 replies)
This is a bad representation of the pro gun side...Wow. Not all of us are this stupid or contradicting. That's just what gets on the media networks.
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ThatFatMummy (01/19/2013) [+]
(14 replies)
>Guns get banned
>Lawful people need a new way to defend themselves
>They begin learning the ways of the sword
>See people everywhere wielding medieval weaponry (scythes/swords/kamas/staves/etc)
>Instead of shootouts, you have big wars of two factions having giant battles with medieval weaponry in a modern environment.
>Jousting
>Jizz.jpg
>Get shot with an arrow
>Turn into a noodle
>The power of christ compels my semen out of my noodle nostrils
>The guns start shooting jelly beans
>Everything tastes so fruity
>The skies turn red as more and more people turn into spaghetti
>I lead the armies of noodle people into hell
>Use training from swordfighting due to banning of guns to kill the dark lord Satan.
>Get bitches
>Drink Coffee
>Drink bitches
>Get coffee
>Wake up to news announcement of guns getting banned.
>Lawful people need a new way to defend themselves
>They begin learning the ways of the sword
>See people everywhere wielding medieval weaponry (scythes/swords/kamas/staves/etc)
>Instead of shootouts, you have big wars of two factions having giant battles with medieval weaponry in a modern environment.
>Jousting
>Jizz.jpg
>Get shot with an arrow
>Turn into a noodle
>The power of christ compels my semen out of my noodle nostrils
>The guns start shooting jelly beans
>Everything tastes so fruity
>The skies turn red as more and more people turn into spaghetti
>I lead the armies of noodle people into hell
>Use training from swordfighting due to banning of guns to kill the dark lord Satan.
>Get bitches
>Drink Coffee
>Drink bitches
>Get coffee
>Wake up to news announcement of guns getting banned.
I wish people still fought wars with swords and bows and arrows. Because that shit was badass
i swear to god if you guys say guns are dangerous one more time i'll fucking shoot someone
pro-gun logic
pro-gun logic
"If it goes one inch further, I'm gonna start killing people."
Sounds like my GF when i attempt anal
Sounds like my GF when i attempt anal
Guys, remember how we made marijuana illegal?
Do you see anybody smoking weed anymore??? i didn't think so!
GO GUN CONTROL!
Do you see anybody smoking weed anymore??? i didn't think so!
GO GUN CONTROL!
#247
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LiamNeeson (01/20/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
This guy's just fucked in the head, but as I said in a previous post:
It's gotten so bad that Rick Perry actually had one of the most intelligent comments on the controversy, being disgusted by the fact that Obama is using the school shooting as leverage for it, saying he should rather be focusing on fixing the mental health problems that are causing people to do this.
It's gotten so bad that Rick Perry actually had one of the most intelligent comments on the controversy, being disgusted by the fact that Obama is using the school shooting as leverage for it, saying he should rather be focusing on fixing the mental health problems that are causing people to do this.
#515
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absolyst (01/20/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
I remember reading somewhere that places that require gun ownership actually have much lower crime rates than places that ban or heavily regulate it. I think most killers only kill when they feel that they can't be retaliated against, or at least not retaliated against until they've killed enough people.
I don't think it's a bad idea, myself. I mean, sure, the idea of everyone having a gun sounds a little ridiculous, but think about it. Anyone would think twice about shooting up a school if they knew the teachers there could shoot back. The only thing that would be debatable is the criteria for who should have a gun and who shouldn't, but other than that, it's a pretty viable option.
The only reason Mr. James Yeager up there is so pissed is because he most likely had to go through a lot of bullshit and papers to get his guns. Losing them would be like throwing away time and money. Requiring guns would inevitably make the process more efficient, and if that were the case he wouldn't be up there making death threats to a government that probably couldn't care less about him.
TL;DR : Reading builds character. You should try it sometime.
I don't think it's a bad idea, myself. I mean, sure, the idea of everyone having a gun sounds a little ridiculous, but think about it. Anyone would think twice about shooting up a school if they knew the teachers there could shoot back. The only thing that would be debatable is the criteria for who should have a gun and who shouldn't, but other than that, it's a pretty viable option.
The only reason Mr. James Yeager up there is so pissed is because he most likely had to go through a lot of bullshit and papers to get his guns. Losing them would be like throwing away time and money. Requiring guns would inevitably make the process more efficient, and if that were the case he wouldn't be up there making death threats to a government that probably couldn't care less about him.
TL;DR : Reading builds character. You should try it sometime.
*ahem*
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In the blue corner, weighing into the argument with conspiracy theories so stupid that even the mentally handicapped think "now wait a second here". Voted in his school yearbook as" most likely to lose a battle of wits with a hand dryer". We have the champion of the pro gun movement, MR ALEX, THE MOUTHBREATHER, JONES.
In the Red corner, who recently lost a charisma contest to a type of deep sea algae, left his home country because he was so hated by his fellow countrymen that on Guy Fawkes night had to be renamed because so many effigies of him were burnt. Also he is awaiting trial for his role in phone hacking scandal were his employees hacked the phone of murdered children, as well as forcing the devil to create another level of hell just for him and his ego, we have PIERS, THE CUNTFACE, MORGAN.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, TONIGHT FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT PLEASURE WE HAVE THE MOST RETARDED AND ELONGATED MATCH UP OF THE 21ST CENTURY.
In the blue corner, weighing into the argument with conspiracy theories so stupid that even the mentally handicapped think "now wait a second here". Voted in his school yearbook as" most likely to lose a battle of wits with a hand dryer". We have the champion of the pro gun movement, MR ALEX, THE MOUTHBREATHER, JONES.
In the Red corner, who recently lost a charisma contest to a type of deep sea algae, left his home country because he was so hated by his fellow countrymen that on Guy Fawkes night had to be renamed because so many effigies of him were burnt. Also he is awaiting trial for his role in phone hacking scandal were his employees hacked the phone of murdered children, as well as forcing the devil to create another level of hell just for him and his ego, we have PIERS, THE CUNTFACE, MORGAN.
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE