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User avatar #7 - Maroon (01/19/2013) [-]
"I wish you didn't have all these gay rules"
"I wish for infinite wishes"
"I wish to be the immortal ruler of the universe"

huh, guess I only needed 2 wishes after all
#11 to #7 - captnpl (01/19/2013) [-]
Due to enervation, immortality is against the laws of physics.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Maroon (01/19/2013) [-]
"I wish you didn't have all these gay rules"

but I'm glad you got an opportunity to show everyone you know a big word
#14 to #13 - captnpl (01/19/2013) [-]
Rules=laws

Genie= master of time and space aka physics

Genie's rules= laws of physics

You=my bitch
User avatar #41 to #14 - megatrollinator (01/19/2013) [-]
He wished for the Genie to not have any rules, meaning he can wish for whatever he wants, Dumbass.

You = OP = My Bitch for life
#15 to #14 - Maroon (01/19/2013) [-]
you = dumbass   
   
one of his rules is no wishing for things that defy physics, and my first wish is to not have to follow his rules.   
   
also your 						****					 made no sense.   
   
I won't be replying to you any more, no sense wasting effort talking to a brick wall.
you = dumbass

one of his rules is no wishing for things that defy physics, and my first wish is to not have to follow his rules.

also your **** made no sense.

I won't be replying to you any more, no sense wasting effort talking to a brick wall.
#17 to #15 - captnpl (01/19/2013) [-]
The genie is the master of time and space Also Known As physics, that means the Genie is the one that makes the laws of physics which means the Genie's rules are the laws of physics. Because you can't defy the current laws of physics, changing them would have no effect on what you can or can't wish for.

I don't care if you reply, I just want everyone else to know that I'm smarter than you.
#18 to #17 - Maroon (01/19/2013) [-]
ok, changed my mind   
   
Are you retarded? (Rhetorical, you are)   
   
The rules the genie lists are not the laws of physics you 						*******					. What the 						****					 is wrong with you? Those are his rules for what wishes you can and cannot make, and the laws of physics are the ways 						****					 interacts like gravity and thermodynamics.
ok, changed my mind

Are you retarded? (Rhetorical, you are)

The rules the genie lists are not the laws of physics you ******* . What the **** is wrong with you? Those are his rules for what wishes you can and cannot make, and the laws of physics are the ways **** interacts like gravity and thermodynamics.
#32 to #18 - captnpl (01/19/2013) [-]
I disagree.
User avatar #46 to #32 - megatrollinator (01/19/2013) [-]
Read a Physics Text Book. Time & Space =/= Physics. Time & Space are a part of Physics.
A Genie is not the Master of Time and Space. A Genie can only manipulate it at will within a given set of laws.
None of those laws state that it can't remove those laws from existence, meaning you can wish for it to not have any rules to follow.
This means the Genie can grant any wish given, regardless of any Natural inhibition.

AKA, YOU DUN GOOFED, RETARD!!!
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