Fuckin /b/. . File: 1358568_ -( 55 KB, 333x458, , jpg) you' found a magic lamp. you rub it and the genie comes out. you have three wishes, but you must ohaither Fuckin /b/ File: 1358568_ -( 55 KB 333x458 jpg) you' found a magic lamp you rub it and the genie comes out have three wishes but must ohaither
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you' found a magic lamp.
you rub it and the genie comes out.
you have three wishes, but you must ohaithere rules:
I. no wishing for more wishes
2. no wishing for more genies and/ or lamps
l no bringing backhoe dead
4. no killing
5. i wont make someone fall in love
E. nothing that will current laws of physics
T. no supernatural powers or abilities
l you cant wish for money"
what are your three wishes?
Anonymous (ID: } / l 8/ 13( Fri) 23: 09: 54 No. 452081461
I. I wish I could wish for no limits on wishing
2. I wish for no limits on wishing
l I wish for infinite wishes.
Mrs ad
well played sir
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - Shadow Guardian
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Ignore wishes. **** the genie.
#4 to #3 - anon id: 2e614759
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the pictures a lie. the genie is a 7ft black man with a penis the size of your whole arm
#10 to #4 - Shadow Guardian
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User avatar #161 to #4 - wildditto
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(01/20/2013) [-]
Sounds good, when do we begin?
User avatar #77 to #3 - immacoolcat
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(01/19/2013) [-]
1. I wish I could wish for no limits on wishing
2. I wish for no limits on wishing
3. I wish for infinite wishes.
4. I wish I could **** the genie.

Wishes and sex. Problem solved.
#20 - chaossniper
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(01/19/2013) [-]
**** da rulez
#33 to #20 - nsfwanon
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(01/19/2013) [-]
**** ja rules
#42 - manbearpiglet
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(01/19/2013) [-]
I would change "Jet Ski" To botorcycle
User avatar #65 to #42 - newbrony
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Nominate for president, I'll vote for you.
#109 to #65 - anon id: 0cd77c0d
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No. He is dumb. Cycle means there are wheels. Has no wheel. Called Jet ski because it skis across the surface of the water. Dumb wish, dumb man. Plus Jet Ski is only one kind of brand. It is really called a PWV, a personal water vehicle.
#231 to #109 - explodingturkey
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1) Learn to take a joke buddy, the site is called FUNNYjunk
2) They're actually called PWC Personal Water Crafts

Just Saiyan
#177 to #109 - anon id: b5a4e701
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Jesus ******* christ. Just take the joke.
#59 - daniboyi
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(01/19/2013) [-]
>Able to grant wishes
>Won't defy laws of physics
>A little to late bitch.
User avatar #35 - hugsta
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(01/19/2013) [-]
>Wish 'splork' meant 'wish'
>Wish the 'no wishing for more wishes' rule only pertained the the word 'wish', not it's meaning
>Splork for infinite splorks
#102 to #35 - highclassbean
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you didnt even change the word he uses, come on man
you didnt even change the word he uses, come on man
User avatar #106 to #102 - hugsta
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And you didn't check to see that all his comics are submitted in gif format, which cannot be enlarged on funnyjunk.
#111 to #106 - highclassbean
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(01/19/2013) [-]
there we go, now gaze upon it in full form
#110 to #106 - highclassbean
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****, well looks though i have been beaten by myself
#159 - aesis
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(01/20/2013) [-]
1. Wish for the next wish to come true
2. Wish for the next wish to come true
3. Wish for the first wish not to come true

That'll teach that son of a bitch to try limit my wishing.
#38 - daniboyi
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(01/19/2013) [-]
I wish to be transported right in front of another genie lamp, safely.
I wish to be transported right in front of another genie lamp, safely.
#103 to #38 - highclassbean
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#108 to #103 - daniboyi
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Comment Picture
#113 to #108 - highclassbean
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you heartless bastard
#116 to #113 - daniboyi
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Does this look like the face of mercy?
User avatar #68 - sekeido
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(01/19/2013) [-]
First: I wish for a pumpkin pie.
Second: I wish to be a free genie.
Third: I wish my genie free.
User avatar #71 to #68 - fizzythunder
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(01/19/2013) [-]
but why pumpkin pie, out of all the pies in the world, why pumpkin pie?
User avatar #72 to #71 - sekeido
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It's my favorite pie. ♥
#73 to #72 - fizzythunder
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#80 - samoaspider
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(01/19/2013) [-]
i wish for a memory eraser and a pair of sunglasses.
i wish for a memory eraser and a pair of sunglasses.
#69 - crazyolitis
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Genie's FW
Genie's FW