please do it. Or ask for the krusty krab, ask for a male prostitute, give him a death threat, or tell him you're pregnant. I don't care. I know "not your p
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please do it

Or ask for the krusty krab, ask for a male prostitute, give him a death threat, or tell him you're pregnant. I don't care. I know "not your personal army" etc. you don't have to. I just want people to try it. This guy posted flyers around my school offering "private vocal lessons" when all he's really doing is hitting on the hot chicks that reply.

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#30 - extralie (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I kept calling him asking for the cactus i left over at his house back.
User avatar #6 - LaBarata ONLINE (01/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Eh, why not. I have some free time and unlimited Skype calling.
User avatar #35 - ellokitehsixtynine (01/19/2013) [-]
"Excuse me sir. I heard you were offering free battletoads?"
User avatar #28 - Trogie (01/19/2013) [-]
i will wait a few days... maybe weeks.... and THEN DO IT! JOIN ME AS WE PLAGUE HIS LIFE WITH CALLS FOR THE CRUSTY CRAB!
User avatar #22 - LaBarata ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Just spammed Spongebob for 30 seconds till he hung up
User avatar #39 - PhuckingPhreak (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i called him once and asked for battle todes, he then thought i was his friend greg and said "you dont even sound different this time" so i said bye james (he says his name in the answering machine) and he still doesnt know his #s on the internet
User avatar #31 - thecratcher (01/19/2013) [-]
I really miss flip phones...
#33 - oexistence (01/19/2013) [-]
The mail box is full and he's not answering. :(
User avatar #32 - ihopeyouburn (01/19/2013) [-]
I told him it was in response to his vocal lessons. I offered to bring bengay. And we could have a great time. He was no fun, he went with it.
#2 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Go back to 4chan until you grow up
#38 to #2 - bahbumfuck ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
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#45 - connorbeyond (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be girl
>call number, he picks up. "hello?"
>"hi, this is Becky" (fake name)
>"oh yeah, where are you from?"
>look up area code
>"visalia CA. I heard you had a great voice acting class, and i was interested. what's you're address?"
>"how do i know you're not just another person calling me to piss me off?"
>"have people been doing that? oh i'm sorry. some people have no life, you know what i mean?"
>"seriously. anyways, why did you want to take a vocal lessons class?"
>"well I've gotten kind of lonely, and i wanted someone to come over and play games with."
>He seems to have bought my story by now.
>"well okay, Becky was it? what kind of games do you wanna come play?"
>"well my favorite game is BATTLETOADS."

>Immediate hang-up, no delay
> ******* hilarious.
Thx OP, it was fun
User avatar #41 - smallzninja (01/19/2013) [-]
he knows now.....
#43 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2013) [-]
#37 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2013) [-]
I called saying i was from the church of latter day saints asking if he had a moment to talk about jeebus christ
User avatar #34 - dumbassvtwo (01/19/2013) [-]
Who is it?
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