Rori

Related joke: What's so bad about kids with progeria? They just grow up so fast!

Seriously, the 'Date someone who ALWAYS looks 80' is projeria, which only applies to underage kids! (They die before they become legal)

Your profile-picture suggest you don't care.

That number of children in brackets takes on whole new meaning

Rule 29

Pro tip: don't reveal your age until you're about 16.

You are no older than 16 therefor I must call you a little bitch.

I'm already dating someone who is 12.

I rape 12 year olds.

I'm already someone who is 12

That didn't go exactly as planned

Just to clarify, I don't find 12-year-olds attractive.

Ofcourse you don't, noone does, right?

I'm not sure now, after that response. I don't know any 12-year-old girls. I'm sort of picturing a 3rd grader or something. Maybe I see a lot of attractive 12-year-olds and think they're older than that. Dated a 14-year-old last year. Not sure if there is a significant difference in features between those ages.

Well, i would indeed mind dating a typical 12 year old girl. But if the girl was mature for my taste and looked like she was 12.......

I do like my girls little, so I suppose a girl looking 12 years old could work for me in that regard.

Good. Now i'll just leave this here as a final reminder.

Sakura was one lucky motherfucker bathing with Zakuro and Dokuro. Finest 9-year-old I ever seen.

yep. Too bad he sucks. (not in the good way)

I prefer Shinobu

i love them both
but Hachikuji made me laugh more

Nothing like fucking a ghost

Have you ever tried spinning her on your dick?

i mean, umm... maybe

We all do.

But she is terribly bad. I would piss myself whenever she smiled.

well i'd rather use wd-40 as lubricant than say "here comes the train" every time i fucked her

I'd rather stay at home and play videogames by myself.