Playing too much Skyrim...

'some guy gives me a letter
46 bodies'

Holy shit... I'm going to dedicate all of Sunday on doing this

FUCKING!

GENIUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

it can work with the mod "integrated cities" that makes cities enter able without loading screens (as in, jump through the wall and you're in)

Now that's playing too much Skyrim. Awesome.

You gotta do what you gotta do when you gotta do it.

having a girlfriend is not automatic sex, she won't be available anytime you want to relief your sexual needs, that's the problem with most of you people, you think a girlfriend is a sex dispenser

It's kinda like the book everybody poops? Well everybody masturbates.

Half of the time, your girlfriend wont be with you to supress your sexual needs. Either that, or she's there, but she's either: Busy, not in the mood, cooking, eating, absorbed in her activities on the computer/video games, working, or there are people over.

Usually there are people over, so I whip my dick out and start jerking off right in front of them to assure them that I too have sexual needs. And then they leave so I get sex.

This is a common question with a simple answer.
Just because you have a girlfriend, doesn't mean she meets your fetishes. Sometimes you have a strong craving for a certain fetish and your girlfriend doesn't meet the requirements.
Plus, what if she's being a bitch? Just because you're horny doesn't mean she is.

Well if I wasn't horny but she was, we'd both know we'd still have sex. I expect the same in return.

he didn't do the dishes.

This has no relevance to the situation. Go sit in the corner and no supper for you.

I know that fell bro

me too

because they fucking weigh 10-15 pounds each.

10/10 lost my shit i hated this

Honestly...

Brain-fart. I can normally tell the difference. When I proof read, i read "You are lockpicking" and "lockpicking skill" separately. I don't know why, like I said , it was a brain -fart. I offer my sincerest apologies.

well, if he try level fuck when level 2.. he's gonna get a nice level boost.

No, I'm British, and if you read my reply to the last guy, you would have known that I know the difference and I fucked up. You pointing it out after I've already noticed my mistake, and apologised for it, is just rude.

are there any of these on Lose vs Loose? I hate playing an online game and my team informs me that we are loosing or about to loose.

The lock goes to her chastity belt.

... Something like this, maybe?

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

Reality

Free To Play pay to win

Good graphics though..

Was that necessary.....?

Yes, yes it was.

OH LAWD WOULD YOU LOOK AT DAT THAT GIF

and I bid my previous plans for the night... a proper farewell.