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The first sign of a snowflake and the entirity of my country comes to a stand still

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#4 - mankey (01/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Yeah but to be fair that's because the Government at the time were basically running like an autocratic state, controlling everything from industry to agriculture. They didn't care about being competitive on the stock market or making profit. It was 100% war effort, and no matter what troubles the population was going through they bit down hard and pushed on. But crime was through the roof, stealing from bombed houses, making counterfeit ration tickets and making bootleg liquor.

However after WW2 the government introduced a policy of Laissez Faire, meaning that the government no longer could interfere with business policy or prices. So now, all businesses are out to make profit and out do each other. But that also means that the country gets less money because they outsource their companies to tax havens, example in point is Starbucks Coffee.

So yes, England *was* more efficient in WW2 but that was because the government had full control over the countries infrastructure and resources. Now it's all in the hands of businesses and underfunded councils.

Plus there are more people to look after since there aren't millions of people fighting in Europe, but are back home needing housing, food, heating, medicine and transport.

I hope this helps put things into perspective for people. There will be a test on the differences faced by Cameron/Glegg government and Churchill/Atlee government next week. Class dismissed.
#5 - DweebyTwonkyHead ONLINE (01/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Well said, sir!

No problem up here when it snows
User avatar #13 to #11 - TimBisley ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
You say that like its a bad thing
#8 - gobber (01/19/2013) [-]
i would like to point out how small and compact England is, its hard to move on a normal day so .... ... ya snow ***** **** up. but hes some freddie to make your day better
#9 - brosanction (01/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
HOLY ****
-6
******* WOWZA
User avatar #15 - phantasna (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My schools name is sir winston churchill :3
#28 to #15 - dagreatmax (01/19/2013) [-]
:3  what has funnyjunk become, for 						****					 sakes.
:3 what has funnyjunk become, for **** sakes.
User avatar #10 - lifestyle (01/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Lol op haven't you heard of profit in war?
Why do you think most wars occur? Because some people always make $$$$$$$$$$ from them
#2 - xfrankie (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's because people are lazy and generally ignorant and can't work together unless facing a severe danger. Some snowstorm? - no one gives a damn. Whole nazi army knocking on your door? - now that's something worth a team job...

...still a thumb up for you.

And now viewers can unite and thumb me back down to oblivion for stating my opinion...
#24 - awesomenorwegian (01/19/2013) [-]
aaaah! It's funny because it's true
User avatar #6 - metalbass (01/19/2013) [-]
and its like what? 6 inches. I live in Canada. My mom is there for a funeral and she called me to tell me. I'm like wooooow 6 inches is nothing
User avatar #62 - skylights (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A snow storm in Britain? We call that Tuesday in Canada. In one storm over the holidays, we got 50cm of snow (19.685 inches for Americans). ONE storm. Mind you, that was a freak one, but still, we got another more average one about two days later. And my mother still had to drive the car to work. What would happen in that situation?
#54 - harbingerwolf (01/19/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I ******* hate being part of the pathetic UK race. How many other countries get feet up upon feet of snow?
We get 2 inches, multiple deaths, economy crash.
#50 - mezznok ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Only because of this magnificent 						************					.
Only because of this magnificent ************ .
User avatar #29 - respectacles (01/19/2013) [-]
Never in the field of human conflict have so many looked like so few from so far away
#25 - eruptinganus (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Winston Chruchill was a very intelligent man, but because our country was full of idiots at the time we didn't re-elect him.
#27 to #25 - IrishRovre (01/19/2013) [-]
No. He wasn't re-elected because he was a bigoted, racist drunk. He was masterful with his handling of England during the war(Albeit there are people who deserve more love for what they did like Hugh Dowding and Keith Parks) but other than that he was a ****** leader and politician. Very petty too, liked to mock and make snide comments about countries that didn't fight in the war such as Ireland(When really they did support England but rather in secret and got recognition from the Pentagon because of it). Look at all he said when Gandhi was fighting for India's freedom to get a much clearer picture of what he was like
#69 - savannahijack (01/19/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in scotland
#57 - iamphoenix (01/19/2013) [-]
***** sloshed as **** .
#47 - sweetellie ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I like the snow because since nobody knows what to do about it, there's a chance I can have a few days off college.. Which is always good.
#33 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Britain. Not England. When will people learn?

Anon out.
#30 - Jackimole (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what country?
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