Forever Just Me.. . LOVE SCENARIOS JUST LOVERS" 'AUST ME" Itit Forever Just Me LOVE SCENARIOS JUST LOVERS" 'AUST ME" Itit
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#10 - Logicaltightrope
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User avatar #52 to #10 - infamoustrapper
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why did you circle his arm? am i missing something?
User avatar #54 to #52 - Logicaltightrope
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Their bodies are connected, there's no dividing line
#3 - summin
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#5 - farmermcguffen
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#8 - celestiasbeard
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(01/19/2013) [-]
The rage of being single
The rage of being single
#2 - tobe
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(01/18/2013) [-]
fixed.
#13 - airmanpeaches
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I felt a bit confident today.

I've been hitting the gym, going on runs and eating healthy. I'm skinny and muscular and lookin' good.
So I decided, "Today, I'm going to ask out a random girl I know."

I perused the hallways of my highschool in search for a lonely girl with no man to care for her, and there I spotted her..

Shannon, she had black straight hair, and was lookin' fine. I walked up and casually asked, "So, Shannon, are you free this weekend?"

I felt so ******* smooth with money in my pocket and possible plans for the weekend. Then she answered..

Her - "Oh, well I'm going to see a movie with Kevin, then babysit on Sunday."
Me- "Wait.. Who?"
Her- "My boyfriend."

I should be expecting this, I was smelly and chubby for a good majority of my school career, but come on.

Every single girl in my school is either a ******* wierdo (and I mean seriously ******* wierd), a fatass (and I mean seriously ******* fat), or a psychopath (a girl stalked me for a while, even showed up at my house a few times, in which I had no part in telling her where I lived.)

Looks like I'm single for a long while.
User avatar #16 to #13 - jajathezombie
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The crazier they are, the better they are in bed. Trust me on this one.
#18 to #13 - anon id: a0019273
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Do me a favor and think back to where you were chubby. How all the "fine looking girls" passed you up because of how you looked. Now take a look over at all the "seriously ******* fat" girls you passed up and try to see them for more than their bodies. Lower your god damn standards a bit man and you just might not be so lonely.
User avatar #26 to #18 - airmanpeaches
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No, I had a girlfriend back when I was chubby and smelly, but that's because I showered and wasn't THAT fat.

These women I'm talking about GAVE UP. They eat what they want, when they want (Bitches be eating a bowl of ramen in the middle of English) Then they act rude. These women are un-dateable and I will never lower my standards THAT far.

Plus is it so wrong to Not be into fat chicks?
#24 to #13 - wehavecandy
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So she has a boyfriend, no big deal.   
Find someone else, try not to be creepy, and try again.
So she has a boyfriend, no big deal.
Find someone else, try not to be creepy, and try again.
User avatar #28 to #24 - airmanpeaches
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I just realized I didn't go to in-depth with this one.

This girl has been generally coming onto me for a while now, and I have NEVER seen her with a man. Sad to say, I even checked her Facebook to see if she was, "In a relationship" Which she wasn't. I thought I had this in the bag.
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#9 - PedoBearFTW
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God dammit I hate being single.
God dammit I hate being single.
User avatar #15 to #9 - jajathezombie
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Relationships aren't all they're cracked up to be.
#43 to #9 - anon id: ed7ea4b5
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I loved this movie
#1 - Kinglala
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(01/18/2013) [-]
i know what you mean
User avatar #7 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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(01/19/2013) [-]
"Just me"

Yea... Hi there sad reality