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This is not mine
Your shower gel... Int: -mac an -Er IE
Tamas I:_ 12: 59 (4 minutes ago) in _
Okay dude.
We 7 am, The fallowing events just happened. I hopped inte the chewer fer my reaming scrub as per usual.
There, I rimmed your battle of "Mint and Tea Tree'' shower get. Packed with essential bile. I epin, sniff, and
apply generously, Pleased, I read the bottle. "T, EITT tingling real mint leaves are packed we our chewer gel“ I flip
it ever, reaching scrub behind my shoulders. "We' crammed 7, 927 real mint leaves inte cur fully recyclable
batik: this super refreshing pack will definitely leave we tingling.“ I think nething cf "rt. cmments later, I' m dene
with , and just enjoii the hut water, pondering life per usual. The water feels like it is getting wider,
so I crank up the temp. It persists, wrung, the readouts dent match. My head says "beijing hae. But,
my balls, (my true temperature gages}, say its freezing mid. I play with the guage a little mere but my nether
regions are getting even henderl And then it hits me. "... leave tingling..." ajust rubbed mint leaves en
my nutsack it shaft. HOLY SHIT. I dent knew where we get this gel dude but I do NOT see the appeal in
abruptly feeling like your testicles get swapped em fer 2 packs of halls. Even the tip tof my disk was screaming
the Freshmaker", It was NOT cool, in the good sense - Tee reel in a literal sense. I spent a good 5 minutes
there trying tn restore my privates m warmth, and STILL I am sitting at my desk feeling like I just get given a
blowjob by a tube m Colgate. What the fuck man, where did you buy this stuff? And WHY? Thank baby jesus I
did rft decide tn clean my asshole taday, we miss we' d be leeking at a whale ‘nether kind at minty fresh.
Seed thing they put a warning m meld the fucking eyes.
Click here to Reply er Fe mere
Tamas I:_ 12: 59 (4 minutes ago) in _
Okay dude.
We 7 am, The fallowing events just happened. I hopped inte the chewer fer my reaming scrub as per usual.
There, I rimmed your battle of "Mint and Tea Tree'' shower get. Packed with essential bile. I epin, sniff, and
apply generously, Pleased, I read the bottle. "T, EITT tingling real mint leaves are packed we our chewer gel“ I flip
it ever, reaching scrub behind my shoulders. "We' crammed 7, 927 real mint leaves inte cur fully recyclable
batik: this super refreshing pack will definitely leave we tingling.“ I think nething cf "rt. cmments later, I' m dene
with , and just enjoii the hut water, pondering life per usual. The water feels like it is getting wider,
so I crank up the temp. It persists, wrung, the readouts dent match. My head says "beijing hae. But,
my balls, (my true temperature gages}, say its freezing mid. I play with the guage a little mere but my nether
regions are getting even henderl And then it hits me. "... leave tingling..." ajust rubbed mint leaves en
my nutsack it shaft. HOLY SHIT. I dent knew where we get this gel dude but I do NOT see the appeal in
abruptly feeling like your testicles get swapped em fer 2 packs of halls. Even the tip tof my disk was screaming
the Freshmaker", It was NOT cool, in the good sense - Tee reel in a literal sense. I spent a good 5 minutes
there trying tn restore my privates m warmth, and STILL I am sitting at my desk feeling like I just get given a
blowjob by a tube m Colgate. What the fuck man, where did you buy this stuff? And WHY? Thank baby jesus I
did rft decide tn clean my asshole taday, we miss we' d be leeking at a whale ‘nether kind at minty fresh.
Seed thing they put a warning m meld the fucking eyes.
Click here to Reply er Fe mere
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#35
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Kirbyman (01/18/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Maybe he should've tried rubbing Flaming Hot Cheetos on his junk to see if they cancelled each other out or something.
#36
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gingershavetrolls (01/18/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
I used the same fucking one and nearly dissolved my balls into a minty mess.
PS - The lemon one is brilliant
PS - The lemon one is brilliant
#13
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xviiijorja (01/18/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
I had the same problem with the exact same shower gel, I do believe. Whatever possessed them to put that much mint in it to make a 'tingling' shower gel is beyond me.
It felt like I was birthing a packet of Fisherman's Friends in the Antarctic.
It felt like I was birthing a packet of Fisherman's Friends in the Antarctic.
#80
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hocolol (01/19/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
>Taking a shower
>Notice spider on the wall
>Splash it with water
>It lands on my fucking foot
>In panic, I wind up slipping and falling onto the back of my head
>Notice spider crawling onto my dick
>Notice spider on the wall
>Splash it with water
>It lands on my fucking foot
>In panic, I wind up slipping and falling onto the back of my head
>Notice spider crawling onto my dick
#38
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mrwayne (01/18/2013) [-] "blow job from a tube of Colgate"
Lost my shit. This guy, he's going places.
Lost my shit. This guy, he's going places.
#83
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randomnessx (01/19/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
mfw "feeling like I just got given a blowjob by a tube of Colgate"
#12
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bitchesloveleavess **User deleted account** (01/18/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Paul Michell tea tree oil shampoo is my favorite because it makes my scalp feel like it chewed a pack of minty fresh gum.
#47
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philliyoMLB (01/18/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
Do people really need to be warned not to put body wash in their eyes?
