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User avatar #22 - User (01/18/2013) [-]
If she was American she would definitely be dead.
User avatar #57 to #22 - trollnot (01/19/2013) [-]
Lies because an 'merrican would have a gun
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#47 to #22 - defender (01/18/2013) [-]
highly doubt that
User avatar #28 to #22 - rangerofthesea (01/18/2013) [-]
bullshit. a human of any able bodied form can easily kill a wolf. they have one set of jaws...we have two strong arms...they may bite one arm but to inflict severe harm they have to maintain a bite...and bitch...i aint gonna let no wolf just keep ripping my arm without a fight.
User avatar #34 to #28 - babyweewee (01/18/2013) [-]
Calm down Rambo the fucking wolf killer.. All is well saying it, putting it into practice is another thing..
User avatar #36 to #34 - rangerofthesea (01/18/2013) [-]
if you learn about the animal its simple to kill it...just like any type of fight...if you know the enemy you have a much easier time defeating it
#52 to #36 - Elemental ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure an ax to the face is everyone's weakness.
User avatar #32 to #28 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
We'll see when an ACTUAL wolf is going for your life.
User avatar #35 to #32 - rangerofthesea (01/18/2013) [-]
you really dont understand how easy it is to fight off an animal the size of a wolf...a bear you have a much higher chance of dying. but a wolf is just about as heavy as a human male (approx 100-175) you stand your ground and dont let it pin you on the ground and you can kill a wolf...ive done it with a gun a few times, which of course is easy...but if you learn how the animal attacks, you can easily defeat it...just like how you can do the same in a war...if you know how the enemy behaves you can defeat it significantly easier
User avatar #37 to #35 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
But you just make it sound like noone has any instinct of self preservation.
People who never faced a wolf, or had no kind of fight (no catfights) aren't used to the feeling of having to stand your ground to survive.
User avatar #38 to #37 - rangerofthesea (01/18/2013) [-]
eh most people havent lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere...the mountains of kentucky and west virginia are a real bitch when it comes to wild life
User avatar #39 to #38 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
that for example. I'd like to say i'd stand my ground to a wolf. But i never made it further than taking on the dogs in the village where my parents originated.
User avatar #40 to #39 - rangerofthesea (01/18/2013) [-]
dogs and wolves arent much different...just weight differences really
User avatar #41 to #40 - mcfunkdaddy (01/18/2013) [-]
coming from someone that is an animal planet buff... you are retarded.

User avatar #42 to #41 - rangerofthesea (01/18/2013) [-]
oh wow you watch animal planet? that must make you an expert over someone who has firsthand experience...man i shouldve known better... and no asshat, wild dogs are pretty much just smaller wolves...they are pack animals which is where they get their power from. thats why you can defend yourself pretty easily against a single wolf
User avatar #44 to #42 - mcfunkdaddy (01/18/2013) [-]
yeh im sure you have had first hand experience.. sure a small majourity of people could take on a wolf... but you make it seem like a simple task... no doubt if a rottweiler came at you unarmed it would take you out
User avatar #45 to #44 - rangerofthesea (01/18/2013) [-]
you keep your distance, strike them while they are leaping or sprinting at you...stand your ground...its simple really...you just have to know what to do in the situation...dont run back up away from them keeping square with the dog...most dogs can be subdued with a hard kick in the snout...if that doesnt work aim your strikes to hit the tissue under the jaw, this will stun their bite force briefly as well as make the dog panic over its own safety...there...now you can defend your self from most canine breeds...except for pitbulls and bull mastiffs they have a different tactic to their attacks style. size has a lot to do with them, most people fear animals with teeth but you just need to realize that you have everything you need with you to defend yourself...just use your fists and feet...
User avatar #50 to #45 - mcfunkdaddy (01/18/2013) [-]
yeh im sure your going to do very well striking a wolf moving at 30+ miles per hour with your frail wrists and no prior training. you are a joke. your tainted theory is all their but in action you dont have the bottle or the experience to handle the situation
#48 to #45 - miaandvinny (01/18/2013) [-]
Please tell me you're joking....
#56 to #48 - rangerofthesea (01/19/2013) [-]
man someone doesnt believe me over the internet...my life is over...
#58 to #56 - miaandvinny (01/19/2013) [-]
No, I personally don't care if you're an animal genius, but if you really believe it's easy for the common person to fight off a wolf, than it's hard to believe you know anything about it.
#63 to #60 - miaandvinny (01/19/2013) [-]
2/10, good enough to make me respond
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