So, My girlfriend was ******* crazy, I already knew that she was a stoner, and that she was kinda bisexual, but the other day I learned that she was a cutter. Now the being a stoner and being bisexual, I have no problem with, but the cutting thing I do but I'm not going to go into that. So I wore a t-shirt i have to day that says, Chubby single & ready for a pringle. Over that i wore a vest to hide the words. When she got to school and come and found me to go sit with her, I stood up, undid my vest, looked at the shirt then looked at her, then my brother who hated her, stood up and offered me some pringles, so i took some, sat back down, and then my brother gave her this fill in the blank note for bad news, and he sat down. After that she stood behind us while we causally continued our conversation and read this note, and then walked off. It was quite possibly the best thing ever.