Zombie Apocalypse Choices.... Had a few requests to find a new multipath choice thing. also check out my last one here www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4373800/ zombies PLUS Bear Grylls equals
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Zombie Apocalypse Choices...

Zombie Apocalypse Choices.... Had a few requests to find a new multipath choice thing. also check out my last one here www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4373800/

Had a few requests to find a new multipath choice thing. also check out my last one here
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Choose Wisely
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3. 'feur Melee Wen: 4. Your gauge; 5. ‘fun: Vehicle:
a. Bear Emile
Let the pacalypse min!
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User avatar #7 - mazlum (01/17/2013) [-]
d. Less accuracy required, I doubt that I could use an assault rifle effectivly since it's headshots only.
d. In case I need to kill someone silently.
b. For sneaking up on **** .
b. It's dangerous in the dark.
a. A Tank would be useless after a few days motorcycle isnt secure enough and there is no water around me.
d. It's olivia wild, do I realy need to explain?.

I'd die anyway considering that I would **** myself everytime I see a zombie. Best case scenario I use the weapons to kill everything in my hometown (10.000 people max) and somehow manage to survive and then spend the rest of the apocalypse scavanging supplies and banging Olivia Wild.
User avatar #11 - ljxjlos (01/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
1: Dunno, I don´t really know what´s the difference between a and c (Explain, please)
2: d) reusable Ammunition
3: d) cause it would be the most effective and most durable one. Would like b), though.
4: b) Night without seeing = deadly
5: a) Tank to loud, boat useless when I´m not near a coast, b) to insecure.
6: Noone, I don´t like Bear Grylls, Jason Statham is only an Actor, I don´t know Terry Crews, Olivia Wilde looks kinda bitchy and I don´t think I´d be able to get it up with Zombies all around. also, I don´t like older woman. And I´m too much of a Pussy to use even that kid as a bait.
User avatar #19 to #17 - ljxjlos (01/17/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, thanks, that explains more. sorry for being to lazy to look it up myself. Then I guess,one of those would be the best Idea, seeing how a using Rocketlauncher and a Shotgun would probably bring all the Zombies to your yard.
User avatar #3 - astraea (01/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
but of course!
C - C - B - D - D - A?
Here's my reasons:
1. I prefer this weapon because its just one shot to the brain, and (I think) it would be easier to find ammunition for a more common weapon.
2. Silence. I dont want to attract any zombies.
3. Katana. well. Because. It slices up people easily and it doesent really make much noise.
4. Multi-Tool. Might come in handy. I dont know.
5. I want to get off this zombie infested land into a more secure place. Maybe another country. (If we have the gas)
6. Bear Grylls (atleast his character) knows how to survive in the wild. Thats good.
(I would choose D but im too young to be seen as any kind of sexual partner.)
User avatar #36 - Maroon (01/18/2013) [-]
Since there was no specification that ammo and fuel are limited, I assume them implied unlimited and pick
1.c, because its ******* awesome and has a grenade launcher
2.c, for silent kills
3.b, because it's ******* awesome
4.b, because of dark places
5.c, because it's a ******* tank dumbass
6.d, because... do I really need to explain why?
User avatar #35 - thisisspartah (01/18/2013) [-]
c, b, d, d, c, d
#34 - christhegreat (01/18/2013) [-]
1 - A, I have the best shot on base
2 - D, Crossbows are very easily used and won't alert other zombies. Also, ammo is scavengeable
3 - D, Highly versatile
4 - C, Again, highly versatile
5 - B, Just 'cause
6 - D, Do I even have to explain?
User avatar #33 - satanisthesavior (01/18/2013) [-]
1 - A, sniper rifles are badass, and very useful against slow moving targets
2 - A, you don't need a silent weapon, and the uzi would be overkill (why would you need suppressive fire against an enemy that wouldn't respond to it?)
3 - D, cause it has other uses besides hacking through zombies
4 - B, can help you find other items, plus there's no guarantee of finding another light source before dark
5 - A, good source of protection, can steal a more efficient vehicle later on for long-term use once some zombies have been killed (for food runs and such)
6 - A or B, I'm torn on this one, cause while a survival expert would help if I was stuck in the woods, Statham would be much more useful in the event of an ambush
User avatar #32 - hindenburgh (01/18/2013) [-]
#31 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - badboywantsu (01/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - zytherman (01/18/2013) [-]
Id pick Terry Crews and the rest is not even needed.
User avatar #27 - martiortiftw (01/17/2013) [-]
d, a, d, d, a, b
User avatar #21 - attifyon (01/17/2013) [-]
1.c because it looks like an M4 which means common ammo, and has a grenade launcher.
2.d because silent and retrievable ammo.
3.d because overall more useful and easy to maintain
4.d main weapon already has a scope
5.c it's a ************* fortress on wheels
6.c because he is entertaining
User avatar #13 - lincey (01/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
c. I'm accurate out to 300 meters with this rifle platform, but I would probably remove the 203
c. best choice as a sidearm, but I would take off the supressor probably. I want something I can holster.
a. I dont want something that will dull or get stuck in a skull
c. tossup between this and swiss army knife.
a I don't know how to drive a tank, SUV was next best option
a bear grylls is the only one with actual real life experience
User avatar #9 - willgum (01/17/2013) [-]
#5 - galelightfoot (01/17/2013) [-]
d live in flordia right by the coast
User avatar #4 - samthediv ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
a, c, d, c, b, a
User avatar #2 - zonryu (01/17/2013) [-]

bring it on mother *******
#1 - Absolute Madman (01/17/2013) [-]
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