always the same

On my flight from Frankfurt to San Fransico the guy in front of me put his seat down ALL the way. He fell asleep and his daughter turned around and apologized and asked if she should wake him to move it back up. I somehow got to talking and he was the recipient of a Purple Heart and a number of other medals which I dont remember. Of course, I insisted I was fine for the rest of the flight.

What im still wondering though is: "Why the fuck is the WW2 veteran going back to Germany?

The anon and others saying "lol he could just put his feed down...

As a person with long legs, I'll tell you that's not an easy thing

actually that's a good reason to start a conversation. in which you'll find out she's in relationship.

>be me in 2005
>flying to Canada to visit relatives
>keep jumping from plane to plane on the flight from Florida to Canada
>spent the better part of 2 days flying
>had to fly south then north then west then east then north, idk why?
>went on a long flight from Atlanta to Buffalo and i decided to sleep
>my sister was next to me and my dad and some stranger was in front of me
>when i wake up i see my dad's reclined and is pretty much in my lap
>i decide to wake him up by picking at his hair like a monkey looking for bugs
>after a minute he wakes up and turns around
>it's not my dad
>my step sister saw the whole thing and was doing her best not to laugh
>apparently this stranger and my dad switched spots when i was out
>he calmly gets up and goes to get a flight attendant
>shortly after he sits back a little stewardess asks me to come to the front of the plane
>goingtoskyjail.jpg
>when i get to the front she says "sorry about the person behind you picking at your hair, the other attendant told me about it and we are bumping you to first class for the rest of your flight mr. Black"
>....ok
>i tell her how he was annoying the girl next to me, so my sister got to join me
>while there we got several movies, games, drinks, and a set of steaks which we later learned were charged to mr. black's account
>in the end we never got caught and our parents didn't notice we were gone
>and God bless you Mr. Black, you made our flight so much more enjoyable

I call bullshit on this one, there is no one on the seat next to any of them, one of them could just move and they could both be comfortable

He is in the last fucking seat ... why doesnt he lay down his own chair aswell ..
fucking retard ...

its a pain when i get on some airplanes and even if there seat it straight up my knees still dig into the seat in front of me

Yeah, cause there isn't a completely empty seat right next to him.

Every time that happens I kick the seat in front of me regularly while making it look like an accident.

That happened to me on four flights in a row. I was trying to watch a movie, and I had my laptop on the tray table, and every single time, somebody had to put their chair down. It was infuriating.

Why doesnt he kick the seat and make that bitch uncomfortable too