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The Greatest Gift
Uploaded by: irwincardozo
thanks Mr a lovely
evening
Michael. I had such
a steal lime.
well use W. inst
10 pm. Wan: m gel
some . Tfr,
room?
I don‘: think so honey. I
have French Class in the
morning, so I thinki I
get some aam
You at it muffin!
catch you later
then. Mighty mm
Min That all
zonally ripped
open that guys
hail sack"
on my E but am at me
engage In some " "
before I
fagbook
j L Roland
Sm wear his In who...
Milt mills“ nob ' Jerkins
Bitch (old me she
had in sleep cause
she has class and
here we is naming
with that asshole
Jerking!
I' m so going to
deal with this in
the month
money were you
our Partying Inst
How do yo know?
Are you some kind
oi spy now?
UM mm' may listen here f" kaai:
Dusted , _TINE my some time ' none oi your
business? You' re no: my husband to
ask are when I go and what I do!
You know what, I' m done
We had enough of your s
luck 'implore agonther :
God damn asshole ruined
my morning! Want to have
sex again ??
are her m my
love... made so many
All for her
horniness...
And next week was
supposed to be our 3
year
our 3 year Anni-
Vel’ SIW IEW, and
w, here for my
chiil
WHAT YHE HELL is THE
SEE mun mu FACE
EVER AGAIN II AND
WHAT GI! -T ARE mu
The grates! an
you could ever one
MINIMII.
evening
Michael. I had such
a steal lime.
well use W. inst
10 pm. Wan: m gel
some . Tfr,
room?
I don‘: think so honey. I
have French Class in the
morning, so I thinki I
get some aam
You at it muffin!
catch you later
then. Mighty mm
Min That all
zonally ripped
open that guys
hail sack"
on my E but am at me
engage In some " "
before I
fagbook
j L Roland
Sm wear his In who...
Milt mills“ nob ' Jerkins
Bitch (old me she
had in sleep cause
she has class and
here we is naming
with that asshole
Jerking!
I' m so going to
deal with this in
the month
money were you
our Partying Inst
How do yo know?
Are you some kind
oi spy now?
UM mm' may listen here f" kaai:
Dusted , _TINE my some time ' none oi your
business? You' re no: my husband to
ask are when I go and what I do!
You know what, I' m done
We had enough of your s
luck 'implore agonther :
God damn asshole ruined
my morning! Want to have
sex again ??
are her m my
love... made so many
All for her
horniness...
And next week was
supposed to be our 3
year
our 3 year Anni-
Vel’ SIW IEW, and
w, here for my
chiil
WHAT YHE HELL is THE
SEE mun mu FACE
EVER AGAIN II AND
WHAT GI! -T ARE mu
The grates! an
you could ever one
MINIMII.
...
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#22
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inukatje (01/17/2013) [+]
(8 replies)
Accurate synopsis of a good fuckin' deal of irwincardozo's comics:
I AM THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND AND ALL THE GIRLS I LOVE ARE TOTAL BITCHES WHO I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO AND LOVE AND HOLD 5EVR. TOO BAD ALL WOMEN AND MINDLESS VAPID CUNTS WHO CAN'T ACCEPT MY LOVE, THEREFORE IT IS OK TO BRUTALLY MURDER THEM
I AM THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND AND ALL THE GIRLS I LOVE ARE TOTAL BITCHES WHO I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO AND LOVE AND HOLD 5EVR. TOO BAD ALL WOMEN AND MINDLESS VAPID CUNTS WHO CAN'T ACCEPT MY LOVE, THEREFORE IT IS OK TO BRUTALLY MURDER THEM
#72
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uncalledforgiraffe (01/18/2013) [-] I was expecting a joke at the end to fill me with amusement. But no. I was filled with slight misery and disgust.
#59
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summerx (01/17/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
The best way to get back at a girl who treated you badly:
Call her a whore online.
Steal/destroy her belongings.
Make out with her best friend in front of her.
Better yourself to become the most confident and successful person (remember- you don't have to feel it on the inside; fake it till you make it) you could possibly be. Don't be a moper who passive aggressively brings up the past. Be a gentleman, well-educated, and take care of yourself- the girls will come flooding to you. Then she'll see what she left for some douchebag or meaningless fling. And when she comes scrambling back to you, you kick that bitch back as far as possible.
Better yourself to become the most confident and successful person (remember- you don't have to feel it on the inside; fake it till you make it) you could possibly be. Don't be a moper who passive aggressively brings up the past. Be a gentleman, well-educated, and take care of yourself- the girls will come flooding to you. Then she'll see what she left for some douchebag or meaningless fling. And when she comes scrambling back to you, you kick that bitch back as far as possible.
#61
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SHONALEIGHPOPE **User deleted account** (01/17/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
My friends girlfriend cheated on him about a year ago, it took him a while, but the clever bastard started working out, going out more and he's joined a band.
It fucking kills her, she's asked for him to go back to her loads of times, or she gets pissed and tries to sleep with him.
Either way, this seems way better revenge than cutting them in half, however tempting that may be sometimes..
It fucking kills her, she's asked for him to go back to her loads of times, or she gets pissed and tries to sleep with him.
Either way, this seems way better revenge than cutting them in half, however tempting that may be sometimes..
#191
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mahnamesjakers (01/18/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
If she gave him Nirvana, shouldn't he have used a shotgun to the head to kill her instead?
#87
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ofc (01/18/2013) [-] OP gets rejected
makes another typical rejection comic
No punchline
???
Profit?
makes another typical rejection comic
No punchline
???
Profit?
#344
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totallynotme (01/18/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
How FUNNY. It is good we have so many FUNNY posts like this in FUNNYjunk.
#343
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fecal (01/18/2013) [-] Judging from her robust manly physique, you are better off without her bro
#110
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shaggyzero **User deleted account** (01/18/2013) [+]
(13 replies)
This isn't funny, man.
This isn't even cool.
It's lame you were cheated on, but this is a really fucked up way to cope. You just made a comic about contemplating suicide because your girlfriend dumped you and then you cut ahead to yourself broken and malnourished, brutally murdering her. And then that's it. You don't try to make light of the situation at all. That's just not cool.
This isn't even cool.
It's lame you were cheated on, but this is a really fucked up way to cope. You just made a comic about contemplating suicide because your girlfriend dumped you and then you cut ahead to yourself broken and malnourished, brutally murdering her. And then that's it. You don't try to make light of the situation at all. That's just not cool.
#241
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thisotherdude ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-] Hey look guys, it's Tardaasa
If someone already made this joke I'm sorry.
If someone already made this joke I'm sorry.
