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Was trying to work out who was who in the most recent group uni assignment I had...turns out I'm the 'fucking retard' by process of elimination...

YFW you're assigned with someone who never does anything

I'm just the one that gets tolled to sit there and do nothing so I don't fuck anything up

I thought my group didn't have a fucking retarded one, then I realised.

Thanks for censoring the f word. My internet is certainly not prepared for such words

Once I was in a group project where everyone worked equally.

If someone needed help, the others would give him a quick boost to get him back on track

We got a top mark for it

I felt like I was in a different universe for a day.

I never got to work with these guys again ;_;

I'm always paired up with a group who aren't that motivated and slightly retarded. Since they always make me their leader our whole group becomes the retarded one.

i regret nothing

Thank you so much for censoring those bad words. Replacing those 2 letters with stars totally made the difference here! I mean, even though we all know what it says, we're now protected from them!

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I'm the one who disappears until the end.

The worst is when you get matched up with a well-meaning stupid person who does their half of the work albeit terribly. Then you have the precarious task of re-doing all their slides in the powerpoint without making them feel bad.

I usually take role as leader, so I don't have to anything.
System works perfectly in my eyes.

At first I was like, "Who the hell is One?'

Or, you get a group that all has the same "I need to do everything because if I don't it won't be right" complex. Those groups are great.

I'm one of those people too...

I have an assignment due in today to plan an experiment to find the heat capacity of a Duralumin block using an OP-Amp and a Thermocouple and write a full report on the results. Problem is, I haven't showed up for any of the practical sessions, so I have to do the full report alone (the rest are doing it in groups of four), with no assistance from any peer or lecturer, no way of collaborating with the rest of the class like everyone else, and no results or information to work from other than "this is a block of aluminium. Find its heat capacity". And yet, I'd still rather do this than work with the tards in my class.

Shit, feel like such a douche.. I'm usually the one that doesnt do shit until the very end..