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#9 - zergiel ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Hopefully natural selection will dispose of her soon enough
User avatar #11 to #9 - sonsofsol (01/17/2013) [-]
There should totally be a brand of bleach called natural selection, with delicious sounding names and a small bottle size that's just the size of a lethal dose. No warning labels and you put it in the food aisle.
User avatar #18 to #11 - freakdog (01/17/2013) [-]
Then it wouldn't be natural selection. Or it would be, just not a benefit for the race.
If it had delicious sounding names and was in the food aisle, anyone could buy it. How
are smart people supposed to know that it's bleach?
User avatar #21 to #18 - KillinTime (01/17/2013) [-]
the part where it still says it's bleach
User avatar #113 to #21 - newsmyrna (01/18/2013) [-]
Then that is not a delicious sounding name...Here is a scenario for you it's 6am you get to the store to get something to eat before you start work/school you're still a little sleepy and not paying attention. You go to the dairy section and see strawberry-banana smoothy with a pic of a strawberry-banana smoothie on the bottle. Below that in smaller letters is bleach but you don't notice it because one you're tired and two why would you look for ******* bleach in the god damn dairy section. Hence you die.
User avatar #160 to #113 - KillinTime (01/19/2013) [-]
who goes to the store to get something to eat at 6am? i go to the fridge to get food that i bought yesterday on the way home.
User avatar #161 to #160 - newsmyrna (01/19/2013) [-]
well let me put it to you this way if stores are open at 6am then obviously people shop there at 6am, or they wouldn't be open.
User avatar #162 to #161 - KillinTime (01/19/2013) [-]
all the stores in my area open at 8, except for the local shopping center (or mall as americans may know it) which opens at 6 on wednesday, saturday and sunday and the farmers market (which probably wouldn't sell bleach, even if it did sound delicious).
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