Cut 4 Bieber

There should totally be a brand of bleach called natural selection, with delicious sounding names and a small bottle size that's just the size of a lethal dose. No warning labels and you put it in the food aisle.

Then it wouldn't be natural selection. Or it would be, just not a benefit for the race.
If it had delicious sounding names and was in the food aisle, anyone could buy it. How
are smart people supposed to know that it's bleach?

the part where it still says it's bleach

Then that is not a delicious sounding name...Here is a scenario for you it's 6am you get to the store to get something to eat before you start work/school you're still a little sleepy and not paying attention. You go to the dairy section and see strawberry-banana smoothy with a pic of a strawberry-banana smoothie on the bottle. Below that in smaller letters is bleach but you don't notice it because one you're tired and two why would you look for fucking bleach in the god damn dairy section. Hence you die.

who goes to the store to get something to eat at 6am? i go to the fridge to get food that i bought yesterday on the way home.

well let me put it to you this way if stores are open at 6am then obviously people shop there at 6am, or they wouldn't be open.

all the stores in my area open at 8, except for the local shopping center (or mall as americans may know it) which opens at 6 on wednesday, saturday and sunday and the farmers market (which probably wouldn't sell bleach, even if it did sound delicious).

Here.

I made this for you.

He lifts dicks.

No i think we went a step above that

Me, Myself and Irene?



Great movie.

Or what, anon? You're gonna tell on me?

*warning* NSFW

Hey guys, what's going on in this thr-

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You didn't.

bieber only likes people who masturbate to the color green.
you have no chance with him now.
guess you'll have to abort yourself.

inb4 red thumbs because he's a decent human being.

How dare he?!

All that blood must make them question themselves.

Wow, I never thought I'd come across a reaction image that I loved more than this one
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You sir have proven me wrong

Thankyou, I made it myself

You're a dick.

1 liter = 1 kg= 2.2 lbs
she needs to lose 5 liters. thats all the blood in her body... shes got this

what ever way she does it, everyone wins

Well, the blood thing works out well because she was going to kill herself anyway.

**itsmebigd rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Russian Anti-Car Theft System ** i read that in his voice.

20 points to gryffindor!

I weigh about that and I'm 20. Then again I'm not that tall and for some odd reason I'm really thin

Indeed... a normal 15 year old weighs 120-130..

Oi mate, don't diss me. :(
Okay granted, I'm closer to 125-130, but still.

I'm 6'5 and weigh 250