Gaming Dad

When did the dad figure out he wasn't doing anything?

I tried doing this with my sister forever ago with our 64.
She always knew it wasn't plugged in, and tell my mom and get me in trouble.
<MFW

>3 Year old cousin comes over
>He wants to play games with me
>I give him a controller with no battery life and continue on my way
>Spend about 2 hours playing
>Realize my movements aren't syncing with the controller movement
>Look at my controller
>It's not on
MFW

its a simple idea yet i could have never thought of it

I don't know if the small child limbs make the guy look tall as fuck or if he really is that tall

Did the same thing with my nephew
>be at my dad's wedding
>oldest sister brings her kid and i'm expected to babysit
>i plug in my x box and am playing Halo 3 online
>i had just started to play when he wakes up and asks to play
>being 4 and having no coordination i am not looking forward to it
>tell him sure he can play
>hand him an off control and take my one that's on to the loft above
>i play from up there while he thinks he's playing good
>after half of a match he figures out he isn't playing
>turns on his controller and figures out how to sign in
>welliguessthat'sthat.jpg
>after a few matches i notice he's getting better, and actually starting to hold his own
>he starts getting a positive KD spread and after a dozen or so matches he actually is doing better than me
>he was getting the top scores
>holy hell! i've found the rainman of Halo
>we game all day from morning well into the night with only game fuel and a pizza break to dilute our attention
>that night around 11 when his sister came back she saw her son playing Halo
>i get chewed out for letting him "learn how to become a murderer with guns and killing"
>calm down he's not learning anything bad that he wouldn't ge...
>"die you damn split jaw" he cried out
>.....sh*t...
>never got to babysit again

what am i doing with my life?

If I ever have kids, I will do this. They will think they are the best ever at Mass Effect 5.
TFW they realize their controllers aren't on.

Controller

My son is only 2 right now but when my son and I start playing video games together that noob better not team kill me.

>be 6-7
>have N64 with Super Smash Bros
>lay out 4 controllers on the floor.
>put action figures at each one
>make all four of the controllers CPUs
>watch as my brother freaked the fuck out that action figures were playing the video game.
>MFW

My brothers used to do this shit to me when I was younger.

>MFW now

he beats them every time.





..after the game.

So I'm sitting on the couch, babysitting my sisters (aged 3 and 5). The three year old is on an iPad (which she knows how to use almost as good as I do), when suddenly I hear a familiar noise coming from it.
"HEYAAAYAAAYAYA HEEEYAYA"

She found the video all by herself, I have no idea how. That night, instead of reading them a story before bed, we watched an episode of He-man.

You know I understand the baby not understanding that it isn't plugged in, but the grown man? He should know better by now.

Well... heres a smile.

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>Did that with my son
>age 3
>He notices that his controller doesn't have a green light around the guide button
>Knows he not acutally playing
>MFW he always wants to play with me

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