Tough Love

Vegeta's sex in a nutshell.

Let's break this down into a few parts;

Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles "a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack." One loses control over one's muscles. Vegeta has been known to destroy entire planets. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?
Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with saiyan muscles. Vegeta would literally crush Bulma's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.
Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head. Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a saiyan. But with saiyan muscles behind it, Vegeta's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that Prince Vegeta's Palace on Planet Vegeta was riddled with holes during Vegeta's puberty.) In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between Bulma and Vegeta.
Let's cheat a little and say this is all somehow possible up to insemination. A ripened but unfertilized egg leaves Bulma's ovary, begins its voyage down her Fallopian tube. Some time later, tens of millions of sperm, released from a test tube, begin their own voyage up Bulma's Fallopian tube. One sperm arrives before the others. It penetrates the egg, forms a lump on it's surface, the cell wall now thickens to prevent other sperm From entering. Within the now-fertilized egg, changes take place...
And ten million saiyan sperm arrive slightly late.


(Running out of space. Part 2 in reply)

Were they human sperm, they would be out of luck. But these tiny blind things are the spawn of saiyans, warriors capable of strength beyond anything else in the known univers. A thickened cell wall won't stop them. They will *all* enter the egg, obliterating it entirely in an orgy of microscopic gang rape. So much for cheating up to insemination.

Within her body there are still tens of millions of frustrated saiyan sperm. The single egg is now too diffuse to be a target. The sperm scatter. They scatter without regard to what is in their path. They leave curved channels, microscopically small. Presently all will have found their way to the open air. That leaves Bulma with several million microscopic perforations all leading deep into her abdomen. Most of the channels will intersect one or more loops of intestine. Peritonitis is inevitable. Bulma becomes desperately ill. Meanwhile, tens of millions of sperm swarm in the air over Capsule Corp.

Okay, this is getting boring. But ya, you get the picture. Everything from kissing to making Trunks and Bula = No no.

So those worms inside Buu were...

OH MY GOD

we dont even have one of those!

MFW teamfourstar reference.

Capsule Corp. On the list of places the closet monster avoids like the plague.

I see these all the time what are they from?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa5aQb3YGE

How the fuck have I never seen this?

Thanks I had no clue how popular this video was

"I see these all the time"

"I had no how popular this video was"

MFW

Will you please tell me what this is from?

Wait, which ep was it that Vegeta cried?

I mean, damn I can't remember that anymore...

there were a couple...but i forget which one this was from

I've seen the video, but I can't remember what is it called....

dragonzball peepee

theres so escaping.. BANANA!!

Dude... just no...

Google what?

Lolwut.

Can you explain where you got that from?

nothing happened...
i am dissapoint

What did you expect/want to happen?

gaysex

I don't trust it, I don't know what it is, I don't want to know, But I can tell it's going to be creepy as fuck.

it's safe, just stupid and slightly disturbing

its great

A lovely story, I highly recommend reading it.

refer to the long statement under #2

she did all the work while he just layed there