Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.

Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.

Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.

Amy's Abortion Clinic; you **** 'em, we chuck 'em.

Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?