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Next time a blacked number ale you Brewer like the:
Jim' s where house. You got the dough. we got the hoe."
Why does the not have any notes?
hi no " sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. haw may I
help you?"
Henderson' s Morgue. you stab em. we set: em. the e Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em haw an I direct your oall?"
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User avatar #3 - icetre (01/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Joe's abortion clinic, you make'em we take'em, no fetus can beat us, how may I help you?
User avatar #12 - DasSpiel (01/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Antonio's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, is this for pick-up or delivery?
#7 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Another one for a sperm bank would be 'you spank it, we bank it'
#44 - arnoldbusk (01/17/2013) [-]
John's gynecology clinic, you infect it we inspect it, when can I expect you?
#98 - sonnypistol (01/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Johns abortion clinic and pizzaria, your loss is our sauce, how may i help you?

>mfw
User avatar #18 - ryanmooers (01/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Abortion Clinic. You rape em we scrape em no fetus can beat us
User avatar #5 - chrolt (01/17/2013) [-]
Ian's STD clinic. ****** a whore and now you're sore? Come on over we have the cure.
User avatar #8 - korey (01/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jihad Pizza, we're the bomb. How may I help you?
#60 - carelessinteractin (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
holy 						****					, after i went to the next content a telemarketer called.......i picked the nashville one.
holy **** , after i went to the next content a telemarketer called.......i picked the nashville one.
#121 - cometfire (01/18/2013) [-]
Normally I pick up the phone and pretend to be a confused Chinese maid.   
   
me: Ah-hello~   
them: " Hi is mr shr..shrufnagel..? there?   
me:  Aya~!   
them: May I speak to them please?   
me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~   
them: Okay..is Mrs Shrufnagel there?   
me: Aya~!   
them: Could I speak to them please?   
me: me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~   
them: Who am I speaking to?   
me: San   
them: their son?   
me: no no San. San Shi San   
   
[I keep them going until they hang up. I need to start recording some of them because DAMN do they get frustrated!]
Normally I pick up the phone and pretend to be a confused Chinese maid.

me: Ah-hello~
them: " Hi is mr shr..shrufnagel..? there?
me: Aya~!
them: May I speak to them please?
me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~
them: Okay..is Mrs Shrufnagel there?
me: Aya~!
them: Could I speak to them please?
me: me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~
them: Who am I speaking to?
me: San
them: their son?
me: no no San. San Shi San

[I keep them going until they hang up. I need to start recording some of them because DAMN do they get frustrated!]
User avatar #62 - Smithyrox (01/18/2013) [-]
"Steve's circumcision, you flop it, we chop it. How can I help you?"
User avatar #4 - JukkaTheTroll (01/17/2013) [-]
Jukka's Abortion Clinic. You rape em', We Scrape em'!
#119 - ydidudothis (01/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #77 - methlabrador (01/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jim's Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us!
User avatar #67 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [-]
"Arlo's Abortion clinic and Pizzeria, your loss is our sauce"
#146 - dabeetus (01/18/2013) [-]
Anal Repairs: "You rectum, we correct 'um!"
User avatar #135 - formerlvtwoeight (01/18/2013) [-]
Mike's porn shop, you rape it - we tape it!
#33 - vladhellsing (01/17/2013) [-]
Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.   
   
Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.   
   
Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.   
   
Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.   
   
Amy's Abortion Clinic; you 						****					 'em, we chuck 'em.   
   
Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?
Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.

Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.

Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.

Amy's Abortion Clinic; you **** 'em, we chuck 'em.

Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?
User avatar #102 - lorddarkskull (01/18/2013) [-]
Bob's abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, no fetus can beat us.
#137 - biggerbyte (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** THE POLICE
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