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Next time a blacked number ale you Brewer like the:
Jim' s where house. You got the dough. we got the hoe."
Why does the not have any notes?
hi no " sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. haw may I
help you?"
Henderson' s Morgue. you stab em. we set: em. the e Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em haw an I direct your oall?"
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User avatar #3 - icetre (01/17/2013) [-]
Joe's abortion clinic, you make'em we take'em, no fetus can beat us, how may I help you?
User avatar #106 to #3 - dsgbiohazard (01/18/2013) [-]
Legendary, instant fav.
User avatar #164 to #3 - icetre (01/18/2013) [-]
I was offline last night. What the hell happened here?
#133 to #94 - diresister (01/18/2013) [-]
this picture rustled me. it makes more sense to be

"not when i shift into maximum over rustle"

or something to that effect
#163 to #133 - ciao (01/18/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
User avatar #14 to #3 - ujellyofmyusername (01/17/2013) [-]
You make'em we scrape 'em is what i used to say xD
User avatar #63 to #3 - TheExile (01/18/2013) [-]
That's a much nicer version I heard. For me, it was always "City Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em."
User avatar #159 to #3 - roadhous (01/18/2013) [-]
joes abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, when you just had to bang'er, we got the hanger, how may I assist you ?
#7 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Another one for a sperm bank would be 'you spank it, we bank it'
User avatar #117 to #7 - theycallmeloye (01/18/2013) [-]
"You wank it, we bank it"
User avatar #12 - DasSpiel (01/17/2013) [-]
Antonio's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, is this for pick-up or delivery?
#126 to #12 - lyuun (01/18/2013) [-]
oh god... i ate two whole pizzas today... i'm gonna be sick now...
#44 - arnoldbusk (01/17/2013) [-]
John's gynecology clinic, you infect it we inspect it, when can I expect you?
#121 - cometfire (01/18/2013) [-]
Normally I pick up the phone and pretend to be a confused Chinese maid.   
   
me: Ah-hello~   
them: " Hi is mr shr..shrufnagel..? there?   
me:  Aya~!   
them: May I speak to them please?   
me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~   
them: Okay..is Mrs Shrufnagel there?   
me: Aya~!   
them: Could I speak to them please?   
me: me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~   
them: Who am I speaking to?   
me: San   
them: their son?   
me: no no San. San Shi San   
   
[I keep them going until they hang up. I need to start recording some of them because DAMN do they get frustrated!]
Normally I pick up the phone and pretend to be a confused Chinese maid.

me: Ah-hello~
them: " Hi is mr shr..shrufnagel..? there?
me: Aya~!
them: May I speak to them please?
me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~
them: Okay..is Mrs Shrufnagel there?
me: Aya~!
them: Could I speak to them please?
me: me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~
them: Who am I speaking to?
me: San
them: their son?
me: no no San. San Shi San

[I keep them going until they hang up. I need to start recording some of them because DAMN do they get frustrated!]
User avatar #62 - Smithyrox (01/18/2013) [-]
"Steve's circumcision, you flop it, we chop it. How can I help you?"
#146 - dabeetus (01/18/2013) [-]
Anal Repairs: "You rectum, we correct 'um!"
#60 - carelessinteractin (01/17/2013) [-]
holy 			****		, after i went to the next content a telemarketer called.......i picked the nashville one.
holy **** , after i went to the next content a telemarketer called.......i picked the nashville one.
User avatar #135 - formerlvtwoeight (01/18/2013) [-]
Mike's porn shop, you rape it - we tape it!
User avatar #5 - chrolt ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Ian's STD clinic. ****** a whore and now you're sore? Come on over we have the cure.
User avatar #102 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Bob's abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, no fetus can beat us.
User avatar #136 - ThisIsMyOtherName (01/18/2013) [-]
Bob's Pizza and Abortion Clinic, don't ask what's in the sauce.
#161 - funnyfuuuuuu (01/18/2013) [-]
Walt's Meth Lab; You juice it, we produce it.
Walt's Meth Lab; You juice it, we produce it.
#158 - wallbuilder ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Telemarketer calls:
"Bring the money or the girl dies."
#98 - sonnypistol (01/18/2013) [-]
Johns abortion clinic and pizzaria, your loss is our sauce, how may i help you?

>mfw
User avatar #132 to #98 - tiberioustyphr (01/18/2013) [-]
Son of a bitch, someone beat me to it.
#112 to #98 - DasSpiel (01/18/2013) [-]
**DasSpiel rolled a random image posted in comment #2887537 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
That totally isn't the same comment I posted or anything...   
   
>mfw
**DasSpiel rolled a random image posted in comment #2887537 at MLP Friendly Board **

That totally isn't the same comment I posted or anything...

>mfw
User avatar #144 - sharbear (01/18/2013) [-]
Richmond Abortion Clinic, No Fetus can Beat Us!
#99 - bumbiscuitii (01/18/2013) [-]
or, "Peter's Circumcision. You flop it, we chop it. Would you like to make an appointment?"
#50 - peggscott (01/17/2013) [-]
But... anytime a blocked number calls my phone its usually my works head office
#54 to #50 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Do it anyway. I promise, it will go well for you.
User avatar #8 - korey (01/17/2013) [-]
Jihad Pizza, we're the bomb. How may I help you?
User avatar #96 to #8 - anonomoz (01/18/2013) [-]
thats true, jihad is a normal name in some place, i'd like to see actual Jihad Pizza
#53 to #8 - ghustla (01/17/2013) [-]
now that's funny because Jihad is actually a name
#33 - vladhellsing (01/17/2013) [-]
Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.   
   
Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.   
   
Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.   
   
Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.   
   
Amy's Abortion Clinic; you 			****		 'em, we chuck 'em.   
   
Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?
Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.

Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.

Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.

Amy's Abortion Clinic; you **** 'em, we chuck 'em.

Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?
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