Punchline. Possibly too small for human eyes.. Hey America, shut the up. Your a joke it, all other developed nations. #UGAY You: You' re. Want me to tell you what else is too small for human eyes?
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Hey America, shut the **** up. Your a joke it, all other developed nations. #UGAY
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#93 - KungFuZerO (01/18/2013) [-]
Description: OP's dick
#90 - djequalizee (01/18/2013) [-]
What?

I couldn't hear you over the freedom
User avatar #95 to #90 - watermelonkittie (01/19/2013) [-]
Inb4 New Zealand
#84 - simplescience (01/18/2013) [-]
We get it. America has problems. Can we move onto another country for awhile? Like Greece or China? Can we laugh at some other countries expense or point out their faults for once? Please?
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#91 to #84 - hadokendude (01/18/2013) [-]
Let me repost my favorite argument comment on america
"I don't really mind when other countries bag on 'Merica. Ripping on other people will never get old. It's human nature.
Only thing that bothers me is when people start slamming their home country.
"Oh, we American's should be so ashamed of ourselves. whine whine whine..."
Ashamed of what, exactly? Being power hungry? Ruthlessly pursuing our global interests? Being greedy? Proud?
Name one country, ONE, in the entire HISTORY of the human race that hasn't wanted more power, more money, more control over its neighbors. Find me a nation without nationalism. The very things you piss and moan about are, by their very definition, what makes a nation a nation.
You know why you really hate your country? Because its hip. That's right, you ******* hipster. You read some counter-culture article, listened to a few songs, maybe saw some well edited documentary and suddenly your some political activist?
You're against "the man"?
Do you even know who "the man" is?
He's the one who laid down the roads you drive on, provides the food you buy and makes sure its fit to eat, gives you fuel, electricity. Protects you from violence, theft, rape. And most importantly, is willing to fight, and if necessary, die to make sure you have the privilege of bitching about the life he makes possible for you.
**** you, you're a pretentious hipster who doesn't know **** about **** . 99.99% of you haven't even set foot in another country, read a history book outside of a classroom, or even ******* voted.
If you really think your country sucks, get busy changing it or get busy moving to somewhere you think is better.
Until then, redirect that hate to somewhere more suited, like the French. Not that they deserve it, they're just more fun to make fun of. "
User avatar #89 to #84 - itsmedturner (01/18/2013) [-]
The internet thinks we are the only country with faults, therefore they humiliate us.
User avatar #81 - Riukanojutsu (01/18/2013) [-]
Grammar argument because everything else failed.
#80 - ohemgeezus (01/18/2013) [-]
literally
#68 - superclamsquared (01/18/2013) [-]
I dont know where you other Americans got an education, but my school bashed America in a lot of ways. My US History teacher has a love for this country but an absolute hatred for it too. Seriously, I have never met another American who actually believed that America is number 1. AND I LIVE IN KENTUCKY.
User avatar #66 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
Unless you were made sovereign by the fall of the soviet union or declared your independence in some other way (most likely with our help) then your nation has had more than enough time to develop. It's our turn to be loud.
User avatar #65 - bobisfun (01/18/2013) [-]
yet we still have the most amount of trillions in the world
User avatar #74 to #65 - Logicaltightrope (01/18/2013) [-]
In debt, too =D
User avatar #70 to #65 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
uh might want to hold up on that one bob
User avatar #71 to #70 - bobisfun (01/18/2013) [-]
we hold about 19.4 trillion out of the 70 trillion in the world next best is china with 13.6- source- upfront magazine december 19 edition
User avatar #75 to #71 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
our gross domestic product is that much but our country is retarded big and thats not enough to sustain our industry. per capita qatar is the richest country because of their natural recourses luxembourg pulls in the second most. our purchasing power parity in america is terrible because of the unemployment rate which is why we we are trillions in debt to china. our government has no money in reserve unlike china which has trillions. but america is still awesome in a lot of ways

#53 - mostlyshits (01/18/2013) [-]
dear everyone ever
User avatar #49 - fredthemilkman (01/18/2013) [-]
Haiti is best country
User avatar #87 to #49 - smokedmeatlog (01/18/2013) [-]
What about Uganda? I heard their ******* are disappearing.
User avatar #76 to #49 - qwertymnbv (01/18/2013) [-]
North Korea is best Korea.
User avatar #64 to #49 - ohiowildman (01/18/2013) [-]
I heard life in japan was kinda shaky, But I guess the country improved because people are just flooding in!
#62 to #49 - iareman (01/18/2013) [-]
I hear Germany is pretty Reich-ous.
User avatar #52 to #49 - jakedefense (01/18/2013) [-]
But Afghanistan is the bomb.
User avatar #50 to #49 - thespacecore (01/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I heard they're always shaking it up.
User avatar #46 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
I live in Canada and I have a big problem that I see, and that I didn't see when I lived in the U.S. They're ******* self-righteous, maybe not the students but the teachers say **** like "we have one of the best if not the best educations" and the only way I could find myself agreeing to that is the physical education (more variety of sports) but I tell them I'm from Colombia and they don't even know where that is, and most of them asume I'm Mexican (even after I've said I'm Colombian) and they say "so can you speak Colombian" it's ******* annoying, plus the corse are intergraded, like there's a since class, no biology, chemistry, physics, etc (except in later years but in the U.S. that **** starts in grade 9) oh well, sorry for my rant, just had to let it out.
User avatar #86 to #46 - spamalope (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm in America, and that just sounds like a down right ****** school. The school I go to is much better than that.
User avatar #72 to #46 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
you probably went to a ****** public school. i went to public school here and i could tell you all about columbia
User avatar #73 to #72 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Catholic school.
User avatar #77 to #73 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
thats the problem. private schools are not funded or regulated by the government. that makes them underfunded so they often have less qualified teachers. they do not have public standardized testing, which means they have no way of knowing whether their students are properly learning the curriculum. they have no mandatory curriculum which gives the religious organization backing them license to teach what they want. the gaps you are looking for in ethnic, cultural, and scientific knowledge were most likely filled with christian ideals. not to speak down on that i am catholic myself but it has no place interfering with education. i have family and friends who went to private primary schools and they tend to agree that these institutions are basically status symbols for purchase.
User avatar #78 to #77 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I agree, we're doing finals, just finals, and I keep telling everyone how I had final exams and FCAT (lived in Florida) and a specialized math test (EOC) that is the first really important grade.
User avatar #58 to #46 - funnyjunktitan (01/18/2013) [-]
courses*
integrated*
science* (All forms of science are mixed into 1 through 9th grade, then we are given specifics, we still learn the same stuff though.)
User avatar #60 to #58 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Sorry, English is my second language and I was rishing my typing.
User avatar #85 to #60 - funnyjunktitan (01/18/2013) [-]
just being helpful :)
User avatar #88 to #85 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Lol, rushing** sorry
User avatar #47 to #46 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
I was talking about the students btw. and I meant there's no specific classes for each subject.
#56 to #47 - usernamefour (01/18/2013) [-]
If you are talking about Canada, I must live in a different Canada than you.
User avatar #59 to #56 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I heard that where I live is **** compared to the rest of Canada, I live in Hamilton.
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#41 - duthar (01/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - ronyx (01/18/2013) [-]
And yet there are people who would kill to live here. I think it's a little weak that people hate a country without having been to it. Hate America when you have visited most of the states and seen by yourself all the different types of people that live here. If you hate America because they say so in TV then in my opinion your hate towards America is unfounded.
#36 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
>has no comeback
>corrects grammar
User avatar #44 to #36 - ICEDgrunge (01/18/2013) [-]
There's no need to make a comeback when the instigator leaves themselves to their own stupidity.
User avatar #38 to #36 - hanakoikezawa (01/18/2013) [-]
Probably the first thing he saw.
User avatar #34 - outer (01/17/2013) [-]
American citizen here. I will say our politics are ****** up, which also happens to be the portion all foreigners of developed countries see. but the people here, especially here in my home state of Oregon are amazing, yeah we have our ******** but the good people here are awesome.
User avatar #32 - awesomenessdefined (01/17/2013) [-]
The only thing the US has going for it is the economic system. They may not be capitalists all the way, but it's a living ground for companies.
#27 - forkutensil (01/17/2013) [-]
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#26 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
and their technology, help, money all these while they tell them how much they hate the USA.

Samsung leading smartphone maker? wow what does it use? oh right Android... oh do you say Nokia? what is it? yea that's right Windows. Oh you have a computer, right? guess who made the GPU and CPU.... yup oh wait you say PS3? IBM/NVidia

which sites are you visting? Facebook? Twitter? or any Google related (Google, Youtube, Maps, Blogger, Drive, Google+ and soooo on)... maybe Funnyjunk? wow....all i'm saying that people hate USA while they use stuff made by US.

we can hate them, but we can't call them a joke
User avatar #40 to #26 - hanakoikezawa (01/18/2013) [-]
Then you realize most things are made in China in sweatshops because of American companies.
User avatar #45 to #40 - ICEDgrunge (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh the splendors of business.
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#24 to #20 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
0/10 troll harder
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