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User avatar #543 - mcrut (01/18/2013) [-]
I really want to know why all of the gun owners are clenches their ******** over the assault and clip size limit, firstly why do you need and assault or assault style weapon and second why do you need such large clips where is the necessity?
User avatar #630 to #543 - sketchE ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
its fun as hell to shoot fifty rounds into an old abandoned car
User avatar #739 to #630 - mcrut (01/18/2013) [-]
why is that needed?
User avatar #756 to #739 - sketchE ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
who said its needed?you could easily live without funnyjunk right? so it should be shut down.
User avatar #757 to #756 - mcrut (01/18/2013) [-]
but is funnyjunk a killing machine?
User avatar #777 to #757 - sketchE ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
no but it isnt necessary. sure guns can kill but more rounds are shot off at inanimate objects than people. its kind of a flawed logic. "the only purpose of a gun is to kill another human being" people like that have likely never fired a gun before. its fun as hell to cause destruction to something from 50m out. its also a great stress reliever. the reason most people are against gun contril is they love shooting. theyll rationalize it with self defense but pure and simple i like shooting targets. i like the bang of the rifle the kick in my shoulder and the smell of spent gunpowder
#553 to #543 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
DO you even know what an "Assault weapon" is?
User avatar #618 to #553 - Patheos (01/18/2013) [-]
I don't think you need either of those to defend yourselves. Politicians may call one an assault rifle, but I think you don't need either of them, unless of course you want to ****** multiple people in a very short amount of time.
User avatar #724 to #618 - gmnz (01/18/2013) [-]
you probably have never lived or spent much time in the less tamed part of out country. i want to see you try and kill a few boar with a freaking bolt action rifle or even a seven round mag. feral hogs are one the most dangerous and populous animals in the south, they are invasive and aggressive, live in large groups, and there is one way to stop the problem. some people do NEED 30 round mags (newsflash! thats a normal amount, not high capacity) for jobs specific like that.
#761 to #724 - atr (01/18/2013) [-]
You sir, get a thumb. I've been helping folks out here in Texas with their Hog problems the past few months, and I've got an all out war planned for Spring break.
User avatar #645 to #618 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
Do You even Know What the 2nd amendment is for? Do you think anyone who owns a gun is a ******** ? YOU DO KNOW THAT ONLY ABOUT 3.5% OF ALL GUN CRIME ARE LONG RIFLES? which "ASSAULT WEAPONZ" are a sub category of them? What makes those kids in Sandy Hook More important then those inner-city kids that are killed in drive-bys with pistols HUH?
User avatar #666 to #645 - Patheos (01/18/2013) [-]
The second amendment is basically for arming a militia against a tyrannical government. If you want to own a gun, sure. You don't and shouldn't need a long rifle or assault-style weapon to defend yourself. I know not all gun owners are ********* , obviously, but that doesn't mean you need or should really have either of those weapons, in my opinion. Of course, you are welcome to yours, and I mean no offense.
User avatar #771 to #666 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
what do you classify as "assault style"
User avatar #674 to #666 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
What part of "Shall not be INFRINGED" do you not understand. The second amendment is to protect the people from the government not anything else. A long rifle is any rifle you moron. Gun rights have already been cut in half and it is ILLEGAL FOR ANY GOVERNOR TO RAISE A MILITIA. The 2nd amendment has been ****** with enough because we can screen people who are of "SOUND MIND AND BODY" because of our mental heath system is a ******* joke.
User avatar #687 to #674 - Patheos (01/18/2013) [-]
You can still buy and own a gun, your rights have not been infringed upon. Also, the Constitution can and should change over times. That's why we have the amendment system in the first place. If you really think your rifle will defend you against the government, you are mental. If you think you will NEED to defend yourself against the government, you are also mental.
User avatar #773 to #687 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
have you not seen whats going on in other countries? also take into account that the US is a baby country. and still has to go through all the other **** that other countries experienced decades ago
#733 to #687 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
Look at you thinking every ******* yank has a reaper parked in his garage

YOU CANNOT CONTROL A STREET WITH A TANK. YOU CANNOT HOLD A CORNER WITH AN APACHE. YOU CANNOT CONTROL A CITY WITH A PREDATOR DRONE. AN A-10 WARTHOG CANNOT GO DOOR TO DOOR AND TAKE YOUR GUNS. YOU NEED BOOTS FOR THAT MEN. IF EVERY HOUSE HAD A GLOCK IT WOULD MAKE IT THAT JUST MORE DANGEROUS TO GO INTO TOO.


BUT WHAT DO I KNOW ONLY A HAND FULL OF UNTRAINED GOAT ******* BEAT THE GREATEST MILITARY IN THE KNOWN WORLD.

DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JUST GOING TO START NUKING THEIR CITIZENS? OF COURSE YOU DO. I CANNOT SEE THAT GOING WRONG IN ANYWAY. YOU PROBABLY ALSO BELIEVE THAT PISTOL GRIPS MAKE IT EASIER TO SPRAY CHILDREN WITH DON'T YOU? ITS CALLED THE BILL OF RIGHTS BY THE WAY NOT THE BILL OF CHANGE. THOSE ARE RIGHTS NOT GIVEN TO YOU BY THE GOVERNMENT THEY ARE GIVEN TO YOU BY GOD. WEATHER YOU BELIEVE IN A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER OR ******* NOT.
User avatar #714 to #687 - gmnz (01/18/2013) [-]
i mean come on guys, everyone knows the government is always transparent and can be trusted, i mean its not like our government breaks laws (well except for grenada, or iraq, gulf of tonkin, patriot act, or well you know that stuff doesn't count because they all happened so long ago...).
User avatar #657 to #645 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
there are more people ******** with blunt objects than "assault rifles", and more stabbings than both. also the US violent crime rate has decreased 50% over the past 20 years. source? FBI's website and crime stats. only 3% of ******* were done by rifles
User avatar #633 to #618 - sketchE ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
what if i want to ****** a large amount of water melons in a short amount of time
User avatar #637 to #633 - Patheos (01/18/2013) [-]
There are other ways to ****** watermelons.
User avatar #640 to #637 - sketchE ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
yeah but they dont have the satisfying splatter
User avatar #641 to #640 - Patheos (01/18/2013) [-]
What about a handgun? Or a shotgun? Surely a shotgun also makes a watermelon splatter.
User avatar #655 to #641 - sketchE ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
yeah but eight shots and the pump action isnt quite the same as mowing them down
User avatar #612 to #553 - dafiltafish (01/18/2013) [-]
do you honestly need a 60 round magazine?
User avatar #660 to #612 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
the AR-15 and AK47 i have shot...did NOT have 60 rounds. it was like, 25. also good luck pulling the trigger 45-60 times a minute and hitting your target
User avatar #732 to #660 - dafiltafish (01/18/2013) [-]
60 round magazines are available, and who said you had to fire all of them off in a minute?

i do like guns, don't get me wrong. but as far as usage, most magazines over 25ish are a bit unnecessary for the average gun owner.
#632 to #612 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
Are you going to answer me Id love to hear your response because your obviously a gun expert
User avatar #723 to #632 - dafiltafish (01/18/2013) [-]
i had to take a phone call.
User avatar #617 to #612 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
No you Don't 60 round Beta mags jam like **** , but there going after 30 round Mags which are standard Capacity.

Tell me how much more Dangerous is a 30 round Magazine compared to three 10 round mags?
User avatar #721 to #617 - dafiltafish (01/18/2013) [-]
reloading.

if someone is shooting someone else with a 10 round magazine they have to reload more than one who is using a 30, true? yeah, FPS 101, of course it is true. now while that guy is reloading, you and tackle him and disarm him.
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