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#568 - sherbaderb (01/18/2013) [-]
Hey guys... What if Sandy Hook, and the Colorodo Movie theatre shooting, was planned by Obama.

Think about it. No one's going to **** with the government. They do what they want, to get what they want done.

20 children means nothing to Obama. Nothing except more cushioning to his gun control laws. Same follows for the victims of the Theatre shooting.

Government hires people to kill other people in order to pass laws.

I feel I'm wording this completely wrong, but maybe someone else can elaborate this theory better.
User avatar #698 to #696 - sherbaderb (01/18/2013) [-]
congratz...

you can repost a picture from someone who commented with the same picture, on the same thread!
User avatar #685 to #568 - teufelshunde (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm really not sure how, or even if the government is involved in all the shootings. It's just really strange how they're happening one after another. Obama said he had no intentions of tampering with the Second if he's re-elected. Now he wants to get rid of conceal carry, semi-automatic rifles or more commonly known as "assault rifles", etc.
User avatar #648 to #568 - atkissonbr (01/18/2013) [-]
if that is the case, then these shootings are not going to stop in the future. they are only going to stop when these harsh gun laws are passed just to prove to the american people that guns were the problem. they can dictate the amount of panned shootings that will occur until the have all but taken all weapons. it is a very elaborate and possibly successful plan to disarm the american people.

that is only if the government is rally behind it.
#593 to #568 - maycontainallergys (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm going to make a hazard guess on this but what i'm sure the man means is that    
   
The government hires people to  do what needs to be done kinda like how in the game Hitman 47 is hired to do different jobs and in the second game finds out he was killing innocent people for "The bad guy"    
   
The goverment hires men to do various jobs to have things there way and POSSIBLY (most likely) punishes them for there actions later and betray them that's my take on that
I'm going to make a hazard guess on this but what i'm sure the man means is that

The government hires people to do what needs to be done kinda like how in the game Hitman 47 is hired to do different jobs and in the second game finds out he was killing innocent people for "The bad guy"

The goverment hires men to do various jobs to have things there way and POSSIBLY (most likely) punishes them for there actions later and betray them that's my take on that
User avatar #611 to #593 - alhemicar (01/18/2013) [-]
If you just spoiled Hitman: Absolution for me I'm gonna ******* kill someone

p....ppp...please tt...ttelll me youuuuu..oou were talkinggggg about a previous hitman game
#626 to #611 - maycontainallergys (01/18/2013) [-]
I was talking about Hitman Blood money (or maybe contracts...)  one of the two the one before that when diana dissapears but you don't know it because they didn't tell you and no one thought about it till the 3rd game
I was talking about Hitman Blood money (or maybe contracts...) one of the two the one before that when diana dissapears but you don't know it because they didn't tell you and no one thought about it till the 3rd game
User avatar #676 to #626 - alhemicar (01/18/2013) [-]
Actually in Contracts (the third game) he only finds out that someone is trying to kill him. In Blood Money he almost gets killed by the guy in a wheelchair but Diana saves him. But the assassinations he made were all because of money, he didn't care that the wheelchair guy would kill the President untill Smith takes out a fat purse of diamonds.
User avatar #689 to #676 - maycontainallergys (01/18/2013) [-]
Nice save on that never played bloodmoney just contracts and i was aware of another game never knew is name thought it was a smaller one in the seris
User avatar #692 to #689 - alhemicar (01/18/2013) [-]
well anywas thanks that you didn't spoil Absolution for me, I never got time to play it through
#624 to #611 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
there's 5 games in the Hitman series. He didn't spoil jack ****
User avatar #659 to #624 - alhemicar (01/18/2013) [-]
Here goes the award for the least intelligent comment of the month!
User avatar #716 to #659 - maycontainallergys (01/18/2013) [-]
there are 5 games my friend i thought there were 4 but there's 5


Title Release Platform(s)
Hitman: Codename 47 2000 PC
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin 2002 PS2, Xbox, GC, OnLive, PC
Hitman: Contracts 2004 PS2, Xbox, PC
Hitman: Blood Money 2006 PS2, Xbox, X360, OnLive, PC
Hitman: Absolution 2012 PS3, Xbox360, PC
User avatar #718 to #716 - alhemicar (01/18/2013) [-]
I know I've played Blood Money and some of Codname 47 but anon's comment was ********
User avatar #720 to #718 - maycontainallergys (01/18/2013) [-]
good point i spoiled part of one game
#591 to #568 - greatcornholio (01/18/2013) [-]
Is it just me or is his hand really ******* tiny?
User avatar #594 to #591 - sherbaderb (01/18/2013) [-]
Just you mate.
#584 to #568 - dedaluminus (01/18/2013) [-]
I think the silliest thing about conspiracy theories is that they assume the people in charge have any sort of a plan.
User avatar #592 to #584 - sherbaderb (01/18/2013) [-]
Well.. I'm not really saying it's true.

It's just a thought.
User avatar #577 to #568 - paintbucket (01/18/2013) [-]
fast and furious was an evil gun control plot.

the shootings? no.
i don't think obama's intentions are so evil he would kill children.
User avatar #585 to #577 - sherbaderb (01/18/2013) [-]
You never know.
User avatar #589 to #585 - paintbucket (01/18/2013) [-]
i guess not.
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