TRUE FUCKING STORY INCOMING well, as a kid, i went to Arkansas, and somehow while in a graveyard a tick flew up onto my fucking nuts. i had some shorts on maybe were a little too lose. thought maybe it was a scab or something from pinched from being in the car in the very back. then i realized this was no scab, it had fucking legs. so went to the doctor, they had to put me under to remove it. fucking horrible experience. especialy since having a super heavy duty band aid on it afterwords. taking it off was like duct tape. my god it sucked.