Vacation Gone wrong. snakes and spiders is a must, less things to kill you i guess im pretty sure you can cut trees with knives as well if you try hard enough,
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Vacation Gone wrong

Vacation Gone wrong. snakes and spiders is a must, less things to kill you i guess im pretty sure you can cut trees with knives as well if you try hard enough,

snakes and spiders is a must, less things to kill you i guess im pretty sure you can cut trees with knives as well if you try hard enough, or just use the ugly bitch either way works...

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User avatar #8 - satanisthesavior (01/16/2013) [-]
Companionship - Loli. I want someone I can **** , so that pretty much leaves her or the hipster bitch. And there is no way I'm putting up with a hipster bitch for 20 ******* years. Would not **** her until she is 16 or so though, cause that's just wrong. (9pts)
Hunting item - Hatchet. A gun wouldn't do much good on a deserted island, and the fishing rod looks good but being able to chop wood is more important. (4pts)
Personal item - Old radio. Can potentially modify to send help messages. Also, the iPod would only be good entertainment for about a week or so before all the songs got boring, so that's kinda useless. (2pts)
Perk #1 - Condoms. As nice as all the other stuff looks, getting a girl pregnant without trained medical staff around to assist with the birth would be a very bad idea. Besides, assuming they are unlubricated they can be useful for storing small amounts of food/water and for impromptu bandaging. (3pts)
Perk #2 - Dog. I can deal with snakes/spiders, the treasure would be useless, and I can make my own map if I'm going to be there for 20 years. (4pts)

And I still have 2 points left over. Only other path I would choose is going solo and taking the shelter over the condoms.
User avatar #5 - kingkreidler (01/16/2013) [-]
bro, fishing equpiment, weed
User avatar #42 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli - I do have moral standards against ******* an 8 year old, so after 7-8 years I could have a young body to work with who is probably loyal to me after so long, and I don't feel bad about 16+, 15 is a maybe, maybe not considering I'd be well beyond 15
Hatchet - Practical for so much ****
Old-ass radio - Old radio, new songs
Condoms - How's she gonna be useful if she's pregnant?
No Spiders or Snakes - Seriously, **** both of them.
#41 - wheres (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli: Will survive the longest, demand the least, and won't try and murder me.
Hatchet - Can cut down trees for fire, and kill animals with it.
Stationery - Make maps, ****** .
Shelter - Guess why
User avatar #38 - genecaster (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli, Hatchet, Stationery, Condoms, Treasure

**** bitches get money.
#34 - xxphoenixx (01/17/2013) [-]
loli - i dont want some old hag by the end of this adventure
hatchet - who needs guns, i can trap
weed - ill use the seeds to make sure there is enough for everyday
dog - because i love dogs and it will be a better companion then loli
1pt left
User avatar #23 - kezel (01/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Could someone give me more of these kinds of things? They're awesome!
#53 - tehcashew (01/17/2013) [-]
Ugly bitch: Knows her **** , can be killed and eaten if to annoying or in dire need.
Gun: In case she feels the same about my being there then she won't have one.
Football: Wilson Jr. shall be born from this.
Old-ass radio: Music and the world news = sanity.
Pre-built shelter: Think smarted not harder.
Leave Early: Self explanatory.
Treasure: make the whole thing worth while in the end.
User avatar #49 - pandachick (01/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i buy leave island early x6
User avatar #50 to #49 - pandachick (01/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - ttallonn (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli 9 pt
Hatchet 4 pt
Football Free
Condoms 3 pt
No snakes or Spiders 3 pt

I might not survive, but hell, I'll have fun!
User avatar #43 - bcsaint ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
hipster- 6 points- i would feel like a creep knowing that one day i would be ******* this 9 year old that i'm talking to
fishing equipment and a knife- 6 points- the fishing line would be one of the most useful things out there, and the knife is in that same category
stationery- 4 points- i have a hard time thinking that i wouldn't want to draw (and it would keep the hipster quiet) and i think with that much time on my hands i would get quite poetic
treasure- 4 points- ummm no ****
leave early- 4 points- they say people who are away from society for 20 or more years can not re adjust and end up going insane
User avatar #39 - xkmarcus (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - mookiez (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What is dtf?
#47 - faroeseguy (01/17/2013) [-]
Hipster - 6 - Need company + need the kind of company only girls can give. Don't want no 8 year or ugly chick.
Hatchet - 4 - Need to cut wood to make all kinds of tools, shelter and wood for campfire. Hatchet could also work on hunts.
iPod - 8 - couldn't go that long without my music.
Condoms - 3 - Since i already have basic survival knowledge (boy scouts) and the hipster has basic survival knowledge, I wouldn't have much need for the other stuff. Also, a pregnant woman wouldn't be much of use, neither the baby.
No ****** creatures - 3 - Don't need to worry about them, when sleeping etc.
User avatar #21 - JukkaTheTroll (01/17/2013) [-]
Old Radio
Medical Supplies
no Snakes/ Spiders
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User avatar #6 - IrishAssassin (01/16/2013) [-]
Hipster, 1 Gun, Football, Soap, No Spiders.
#4 - carnivorouswalnut (01/16/2013) [-]
No one, Hatchet, Old-Ass Radio, Pre-Built Shelter, No snakes or spiders, Dog.
No one, Hatchet, Old-Ass Radio, Pre-Built Shelter, No snakes or spiders, Dog.
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