Vacation Gone wrong. snakes and spiders is a must, less things to kill you i guess im pretty sure you can cut trees with knives as well if you try hard enough,
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Vacation Gone wrong

snakes and spiders is a must, less things to kill you i guess im pretty sure you can cut trees with knives as well if you try hard enough, or just use the ugly bitch either way works...

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User avatar #55 - trueswordsman (01/18/2013) [-]
No one-Although some people may disagree about this for sanity issues, read my second perk 2 for why I'm not worried about the sanity issues. Plus the added benefit of having less mouth's to feed. (21 points remaining)

Hatchet- Can be used to cut wood and possible chip off flint if I find some. The chopped wood can be made into spears if combined with flint if I find some. Can use the blunt end of the hatchet as a hammer. (17 points remaining)

Football- Can use the leather from it to tie the flint to the spear if I cut the strips thin enough. (Still 17 points remaining)

Leave early + Medical Kit- I would use less medical supplies if I leave early and I run less of a risk of insanity. (7 points remaining)

No Snakes or Spiders + a dog- Less of a chance to get poisoned which means less medical supplies used. The dog will help me keep my sanity with the added benefit of being able to retrieve and birds I kill. (Points remaining 0)

Final total points-0
#53 - tehcashew (01/17/2013) [-]
Ugly bitch: Knows her **** , can be killed and eaten if to annoying or in dire need.
Gun: In case she feels the same about my being there then she won't have one.
Football: Wilson Jr. shall be born from this.
Old-ass radio: Music and the world news = sanity.
Pre-built shelter: Think smarted not harder.
Leave Early: Self explanatory.
Treasure: make the whole thing worth while in the end.
User avatar #52 - SnugglyWuggly (01/17/2013) [-]
No one.
Med kit.
No snakes or spiders.
User avatar #51 - someanon (01/17/2013) [-]
my weird friend jack( or bro as it is listed)-12
no perk #1
no snakes or spiders-3

User avatar #49 - pandachick (01/17/2013) [-]
i buy leave island early x6
User avatar #54 to #49 - tehcashew (01/17/2013) [-]
5 and the last 4 on treasure, you went to an island, got some treasure and left in a day. Winrar
User avatar #50 to #49 - pandachick (01/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #48 - ColorfulPenguin (01/17/2013) [-]
I don't get why people comment only their choices, post reasons as well, or it's uninteresting.

My choices:
Hipster - People can learn to socialize, and if not, she can be broken down. survival skills are a major reason for picking her, as I don't know terribly much about the wildlife myself. In addition, she can most likely make a basic hut, leaving me to not have to take the expensive pre-made hut option. (18 points remaining)

Fishing equipment and a knife: Food isn't a guarantee, but there's most likely plenty of fish in the ocean. Also, if I find a sharp rock, it can be used to fashion a crude hatchet. cavemen did it, I assume it's not impossible. Also, the knife is useful for cleaning fish, or can make the basic branch for the crude hatchet. (12 points remaining)

Old-ass Radio - Maybe possible to send signals with it with a bit of tinkering, or use the parts as tools. if not, a bit of music isn't too damn unwanted. Also let's me listen to any station, which will keep me updated on music (which the iPod won't), and I could try find a survival show, or interviews with island survivors in a language I can comprehend. (10 points remaining)

Medical kit: Leaving early is stupid if I'm dead from infections caused by stepping on a sharp rock, or accidentally cut myself somehow. Also, you don't NEED soap to wash yourself, it's just a plus. The shelter isn't needed when we can most likely build one. Condoms might be a good thing, since another mouth to feed is bad, if it's a sucesful birth. Or since she's stuck up, she won't likely have sex with me for a while, so that's not really needed. (4 points remaining)

No snakes or spiders. Think poison, and how they can kill you while you sleep. A dog means more bellies to fill, and we'll most likely explore the island within 20 years, and get a general idea of how it looks. Treasure will just taunt me with the idea of society for all the years I'm stuck. (1 point remaining).

And that's mine, and why.
#47 - faroeseguy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Hipster - 6 - Need company + need the kind of company only girls can give. Don't want no 8 year or ugly chick.
Hatchet - 4 - Need to cut wood to make all kinds of tools, shelter and wood for campfire. Hatchet could also work on hunts.
iPod - 8 - couldn't go that long without my music.
Condoms - 3 - Since i already have basic survival knowledge (boy scouts) and the hipster has basic survival knowledge, I wouldn't have much need for the other stuff. Also, a pregnant woman wouldn't be much of use, neither the baby.
No ****** creatures - 3 - Don't need to worry about them, when sleeping etc.
User avatar #46 - maxismahname (01/17/2013) [-]
hipster. hatchet. ipod. treasure.
User avatar #45 - ttallonn (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli 9 pt
Hatchet 4 pt
Football Free
Condoms 3 pt
No snakes or Spiders 3 pt

I might not survive, but hell, I'll have fun!
#44 - snoboardkid (01/17/2013) [-]
bro - 12
knives - 4
iPod - 8
football - free

Because I actually want to survive for the 20 years I am there.
User avatar #43 - bcsaint (01/17/2013) [-]
hipster- 6 points- i would feel like a creep knowing that one day i would be ******* this 9 year old that i'm talking to
fishing equipment and a knife- 6 points- the fishing line would be one of the most useful things out there, and the knife is in that same category
stationery- 4 points- i have a hard time thinking that i wouldn't want to draw (and it would keep the hipster quiet) and i think with that much time on my hands i would get quite poetic
treasure- 4 points- ummm no ****
leave early- 4 points- they say people who are away from society for 20 or more years can not re adjust and end up going insane
User avatar #42 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli - I do have moral standards against ******* an 8 year old, so after 7-8 years I could have a young body to work with who is probably loyal to me after so long, and I don't feel bad about 16+, 15 is a maybe, maybe not considering I'd be well beyond 15
Hatchet - Practical for so much ****
Old-ass radio - Old radio, new songs
Condoms - How's she gonna be useful if she's pregnant?
No Spiders or Snakes - Seriously, **** both of them.
#41 - wheres (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli: Will survive the longest, demand the least, and won't try and ****** me.
Hatchet - Can cut down trees for fire, and kill animals with it.
Stationery - Make maps, nigguh.
Shelter - Guess why
User avatar #39 - xkmarcus (01/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - genecaster (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli, Hatchet, Stationery, Condoms, Treasure

**** bitches get money.
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User avatar #35 - tannerninja (01/17/2013) [-]
Loli: train her for 10 years till she becomes a real women then...
Hatchet: you can make most things you would need with that tool,
Football: don't get bored
Medical Kit: can build your own shelter with the hatchet
No snakes/spiders: **** em
#34 - xxphoenixx (01/17/2013) [-]
loli - i dont want some old hag by the end of this adventure
hatchet - who needs guns, i can trap
weed - ill use the seeds to make sure there is enough for everyday
dog - because i love dogs and it will be a better companion then loli
1pt left
#31 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Hipster, Hatchet, Stationary, Condoms, Treasure, 3 points left
#30 - mechanicalbox (01/17/2013) [-]
hipster, **** it/i need someone to oppose my i get bored when its eazy
hatchet, you ***** know
old ass radio, hear new ****
condoms, just handy not a doctor
treasure, they got to pay me boyyiiyiyiy
keep three points creepy things keep hipster from going to far
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