Miss, a large package has arrived. ....no jokes seriously this weights like 20 pounds..I threw my back out for this. asdasdasdasd
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - crazyanger
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#28 to #11 - thisisestonia
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#8 - kaboomz
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#9 to #8 - kaboomz
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#10 to #9 - kaboomz
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dat face
User avatar #4 - KayRed
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I work at outback steak house. A guy I work with told me that he was working takeaway late at night, he took a girls payment, and not a-typical of working take-a-way there was no tip. Before he went inside the girl yelled "Wait!", so he turns around, she says "You forgot your tip". She then lifts up her shirt and bra, letting her tits hang out. "Is that a good enough tip?" she asked my friend, he finally stopped drooling and responded "Yup", like the smooth ************ he is.
User avatar #12 to #4 - happypancake
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Awesome story, but... Isn't it kind of duo hey to ask for a tip? I don't know, I'm not really sure of the proper decorum most of the time...
User avatar #14 to #12 - KayRed
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He didn't ask for a tip, she told him that she forgot it.
User avatar #16 to #14 - happypancake
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(Meant to say douchey)
Oh, right! I misread. Cool story bro (sarcasm free, just for you.)
User avatar #17 to #16 - KayRed
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It is, and it has never happened to me, which is disappointing, not that we get many hot girls in outback takeaway. Mostly old people and people from the city ordering "kookaburra wangz, well done but not bernt, and sum of dat chocolate bread".
User avatar #18 to #17 - happypancake
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Haha! Well, there's always porn or the good ole imagination. You never know, that same girl might come back sometime.
What are kookaburra wangs?! I thought kookaburras were birds :/
User avatar #19 to #18 - KayRed
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Yes it's the stupid "Assusie" name Outback gave to hot wings, nobody except those kind of people actually call them that, we have a lot of stupid names like that, back when the chain was really into the whole Australian theme.
User avatar #20 to #19 - happypancake
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Ha, hilarious! Oh dear, well, it's more entertaining than McDonalds, at least. I do enjoy a good theme.
User avatar #23 to #20 - KayRed
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You clearly have never worked in a theme restaurant. We're barely even a theme anymore and it still annoys me.
User avatar #5 to #4 - phoenix grinder
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woulda told her I need about tree fiddy
#1 - fishratsas
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**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Avril lagoose ** hfw he opened the door.
#2 to #1 - teranin
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He... he was a giant mech with a lot of big guns?
He... he was a giant mech with a lot of big guns?
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User avatar #6 to #2 - fishratsas
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What can I say some ******* just want to watch the world burn.
#7 to #6 - krasnogvardiech
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They really do.
User avatar #3 - Maroon
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"Dear diary,
today was a good day. I've decided to not quit my job."
User avatar #13 - Mumford
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I used to work as a dominos delivery driver. This actually happened to me i was sent to a house i'd never been to before on arriving there was some kinda weird party going on as everyone was in their underwear their was only about 4 of them but whatever. The person they left at the door was some mid 20's tall beautiful woman in her underwear. Luckily she was drunk otherwise she may have noticed me staring but it made that shift completely worth doing.
#29 - theonlymedicine
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IBTC if you know what i mean
User avatar #26 - vwanyama
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Someone needs to make a gif of the girl turning round with the "smashing" face.
#22 - haheho
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User avatar #21 - foelkera
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"I'm sorry, I'm illiterate. Is there maybe... another way I could sign for it?"