Neil deGrasse Tyson on elevators

>Implying elevators aren't just cleverly disguised wormholes

why not portals

Enter a small room. Doors close. When doors open, you're in a different place. Frat houses are the next best thing to wormholes

I personally find escalators cooler since they can never break

my kinda elevator.

A miracle.

Plebeians.

Good thing wormholes don't break and force you to use stairs.

science gives me a hadron

Elevators are awesome. Seriously. They symbolize man's conquest of gravity; his stubborn, steadfast defiance of the laws of nature. And a fantastic union of mechanical and electrical engineering, a wonder of mechanics that millions of people use on a daily basis and never give a second thought to. Elevators are under-appreciated. Don't forget to say "thank you", the next time you ride an elevator.

I am reasonably certain that this makes no sense at all, but take it or leave it.

When there's only one person in the elevator with me I like to enhance the awkward silence by tapping their shoulder and pretend it wasn't me.

its funny, cause when i was younger i used to close my eyes before the elevator doors closed, and open them again when they were open on the other floor to pretend i teleported

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I always thought it would be interesting if you took a plains indian right out of the 1700's and gave him a ride in an elevator.