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#47 - EdwardNigma (01/17/2013) [-]
Super ethical question time.

Would you beat the ever living **** out of 10 kids for 1.5 million dollars. You HAVE to break at least one bone on each kid and they will be hospitalized for a long ass time and theres a chance of death for each one. You don't know if any of the kids are little ***** or nice kids, it's 10 completely random kids. Furthermore, you will not be arrested but as stated, one or all of the kids may die.

Go.
#123 to #47 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
This would make for a good RPG quest.
"0/10 children hospitalized.
Reward: $1.5 million -OR- A Pony."
User avatar #122 to #47 - warzon (01/17/2013) [-]
Sure my repressed anger and unlimated amount of rage during my childhood should be enough so i dont have guilt.
#117 to #47 - atma (01/17/2013) [-]
I would do anything for $1.5 million at this point. No, literally, like anything.
Ain't saying I'm proud.
#124 to #117 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
But what you do for a KLONDIKE BAR?
User avatar #141 to #124 - doctorstein (01/22/2013) [-]
I would murder so many people so inventively that I wind up in Thrill Kill 2 as some weird raptor creature, and then win the tournament. After that I would use my new-found raptor powers to kill all the children I can, unless they're white/Asian. If you don't understand this **** , look up thrill kill.
#135 to #124 - atma (01/17/2013) [-]
Would you... Would you kill a man?
User avatar #116 to #47 - pjuuusen (01/17/2013) [-]
I would do it.
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#105 to #47 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
yes, I'd give $100,000 to each of them to help with hospital bills and attempt to have doctors save them. Keep $250,000 to pay for needed things including psychiatric treatment and donate the other $250,000 to several charities.
User avatar #81 to #47 - ixcarnifexxi (01/17/2013) [-]
Hell, if a kid/some kids die from getting the **** kicked out of em, they weren't meant to survive in this world in the first place.
#78 to #47 - shatt (01/17/2013) [-]
i would grab a knife and perform surgery on them, as soon as i saw a bone i would snap it then would beat them up with all of my strength
User avatar #76 to #47 - enjee (01/17/2013) [-]
**enjee rolls 7** less than 5 no, 5 or more yes
User avatar #75 to #47 - ubergoatman (01/17/2013) [-]
I want to say no...

But I'm going to have to go with probably.
User avatar #74 to #47 - buttplugmaster (01/17/2013) [-]
...No. If I could be sure they were all little pricks, yes. But if they didn't do anything then no.
User avatar #72 to #47 - mcatheistnuggets (01/17/2013) [-]
Yes, I will make a moral exception, implanting the notion that the ******* deserved it upon my conscious, then I will speed down the Autobahn in my new 2014 Corvette Stingray firing my new AR-15 with drum mag in the air while I'm getting head from one of their mothers.
User avatar #118 to #72 - bloodflowers (01/17/2013) [-]
LOL why are people thumbing this guy down?...

You made me laugh
#139 to #118 - mcatheistnuggets (01/18/2013) [-]
At least someone appreciates a joke, the amount of butthurt here is insane.
At least someone appreciates a joke, the amount of butthurt here is insane.
User avatar #71 to #47 - techketzer (01/17/2013) [-]
Hell no.
User avatar #68 to #47 - randomserb (01/17/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #70 to #68 - EdwardNigma (01/17/2013) [-]
I was scared everyone would say yes. But you and that other guy said no.

Good.
Good.
User avatar #65 to #47 - hattaz (01/17/2013) [-]
1.5 million dollars.... **** i'll just give the parents like 5 grand each and go off living off an amazing life.
User avatar #114 to #65 - coolcalx (01/17/2013) [-]
kids are worth a lot more than $5,000 ...
User avatar #120 to #114 - hattaz (01/17/2013) [-]
And? Not like i'm intentionally trying to kill it by breaking a toe or hand
User avatar #64 to #47 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Nope, see if you asked me to do tax fraud and etc, sure, but I will not lay my hands on a small child, even if the lil' tyke was an asshole, I believe in other ways to raise the kids.
#61 to #47 - thamuz (01/17/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes I would.   
   
I would break a finger,or a toe,as you can still do most of the things you do every day with a broken finger or toe and then proceed to bury them up to their neck in the playgrounds litter box and do this a few times for good measure.
Yes. Yes I would.

I would break a finger,or a toe,as you can still do most of the things you do every day with a broken finger or toe and then proceed to bury them up to their neck in the playgrounds litter box and do this a few times for good measure.
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