Australia

Can you imagine that spider creeping closer to your face, stalking soundlessly until it finally pounces into your open mouth. You start awake and instinctively shut your mouth but the spider's hairy limbs slip past your jaws, and it forces its way down your throat, its legs scraping against the sides of your esophagus as it makes its way toward your insides...

Cute. Take this.

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I woke up on like 3am once having a tingling feeling on my face - wiping over it

Some seconds later same feeling on my arm and I turn the goddamn lights on - there was a fucking spider like 2 centimeters away from my mouth god damn

I'm trying to wonder what the funniest thing the spider could do would be... Climb down his top maybe, or sit on his head and maybe he wouldn't notice until he looked at himself in the mirror.

I swear that bitch is carrying a motherfucking spider knife of some shit in its left front hand!